Mayflower
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deaflibrarian said:Nah, I will wait for YOU to go to Iraq.
RS
deaflibrarian said:Nah, I will wait for YOU to go to Iraq.
deaflibrarianMayflower said:
deaflibrarian said:Why should I leave my great job to go to a crazy place like Iraq to see morbidity? Nah, that's best reserved for you RS. Have fun and be sure to send us picture!
I agree this thread isMayflower said:
I have seen plenty of morbidity, just by working in hospital (ICU, ER and morgue) here.
Oh RS, be careful wherever you are.
ravensteve1961 said:I agree this thread is
I think this thread earns a lock!
Levonian said:Mayflower has seen everything—nothing fazes her. She worked in a major metropolitan hospital for 15 years—she’s seen everything imaginable come through the ER at one time or another. And her father was an LA City firefighter. We can be watching CSI or ER and eating spaghetti, and she’ll say something like "oh, that’s nothing—one time we had this guy come in with his chest ripped open and his intestines hanging halfway off the gurney. I was trying to bag him, but half his face was blown off and I couldn’t get a good seal." Meanwhile, I’m looking at my spaghetti and turning 14 different shades of green. I look up just in time to see the coroner on CSI drilling a half inch hole through some guy’s skull and out the other side. By this time I’m looking at my spaghetti wondering if I’ll ever be able to function sexually again. Of course, my wife finally looks up, sees the expression on my face, and says something like "what’s wrong with you?" I mutter something like "um—nothing," while I push my plate to the other side of the bed. "I’m not hungry anymore—I think I’ll just go get a beer." Of course, she says something like "OK—whatever," and goes right on slurping her spaghetti. As I’m climbing off the bed, I hear her say something like "oh that’s so fake—the brains don’t really come out of the hole like that…sluuurp"
Malfoyish said:I've also seen Rotten.com. LOL. There's a photo in there of a kid who got his hand stuck in a meat grinder. That one, I have to admit, bothered the feck out of me. LOL. Oh, god. I lost whatever appetite I had!
racheleggert said:eerrr..... I found out from my dad, he said when he was on patrol, he had to clean dead people up at car accident scene!! He was accident scnee reconstuctionist (?, can Taylor help me with spelling?? because you are a cop!!)
Tousi said:Angel, thank you for your excellent manners by vomiting to the right instead of on my screen! LOL!