Ask me anything!

naisho said:
"Don't cling to things, because everything is impermanent."

Uhhh!!! I'm not sure which movie, Looks like I have to turn in my geek card :(
I don't remember any geek's movie before The Wizard. Go easy on me!
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:D Time for a movie qoute to answer that...

King Arthur: Now, we are about to attempt to cross...the Bridge of Death! The
gate-keeper of the Bridge will ask any who attempt to cross five questions--
Sir Bedevere: Three, sire.
Arthur: (pause) Oh, yes, three. He who successfully answers these five questions--
Bedevere: Three, sire!
Arthur: (slightly longer pause) Ah, three, then...er, may pass in safety.
However, anyone who fails to correctly answer all five questions--
Bedevere: THREE, sire!
Arthur: I KNOW IT'S BLOODY THR--ahem, yes, of course, three. (black look at
Bedevere)...will be cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril!!!

(dramatic music)

Arthur: (continuing) Sir Robin, why don't you go?
Sir Robin: Er...I've got an idea! Why doesn't Sir Lancelot go?
Sir Lancelot: Yes, I'll take him, sire. (about to draw sword) I'll make a feint
to the North-East, and then--
Arthur: No, no, just answer the questions, Sir Lancelot.
Lancelot: But I'd really like a feint to the North-East, sire...
Arthur: No, Sir Lancelot. We'll all be right behind you, listening...
Lancelot: (sheathing sword) I...understand, sire.
Arthur: Our prayers go with you, Sir Lancelot.

(Lancelot approaches the bridge. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the BRIDGEKEEPER
appears.)

Bedevere: (whispering) It's the old man from Scene 24!!
Bridgekeeper: STOP!
He who would cross the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.
Lancelot: Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What...is your name?
Lancelot: Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What...is your quest?
Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What...is your favorite color?
Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Right, off you go.
Lancelot: (realizing that was it) Oh! Well, thank you. Thank you very much.

(and off he goes. The knights look at each other.)

Robin: That's EASY!!!
(A mad rush for the bridge. Robin arrives first. The knights cluster behind.
A few sniff and wrinkle their noses, and the group backs off.)

Bridgekeeper: STOP!
He who would cross the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.
Robin: (excitedly) Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper, I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What...is your name?
Robin: Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What...is you quest?
Robin: I seek the Grail!
Bridgekeeper: What...is the capital of Assyria?
Robin: (indignant) I don't know THAT!! (An unseen force whisks him up and over
the side.) AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!

(The knights pause, realizing this may be a bit tougher than all that.)

Bridgekeeper: STOP!
He who would cross the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.
Sir Galahad: (swallowing) Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper...I am not afraid...
Bridgekeeper: What...is your name?
Galahad: (nervous) Sir Galahad...
Bridgekeeper: What...is your quest?
Galahad: (really nervous) To seek the Grail...
Bridgekeeper: What...is your favorite color?
Galahad: (relieved) Blue! (starts across; oops) NO! YELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!

(Arthur steps forward)

Bridgekeeper: STOP!
He who would cross the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.
Arthur: Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What...is your name?
Arthur: King Arthur of the Britons!
Bridgekeeper: What...is your quest?
Arthur: I seek the Holy Grail!
Bridgekeeper: What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Arthur: (brief pause) What do you mean, an African or a European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: (confused) Well...I don't know...AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!
Bedevere: (crossing behind Arthur) How do you know so much about swallows, sire?
Arthur: Well, you have to know these sorts of things when you're a king, you know...


---- The Bridgekeeper scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" ----
 
Hey, how do you clean a house? I feel too lazy to clean my house. Any advices will be appreciated.
 
posts from hell said:
Did I just see what you did to Sequioas?
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What happened to him? :shock:

Rio said:
Got any dating advice for me?:giggle:
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Check if the guy cares about his mom / family. If he does, chances are he's a good catch.

cmdrwhitewolf said:
:D Time for a movie qoute to answer that...
---- The Bridgekeeper scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" ----
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This was definitely before my time! But I do remember seeing some scenes of it as a kid. I am gonna watch it again now that I'm older! Appreciate the refresh!

AlleyCat said:
You were post 100. :lol:
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:dizzy: how about everyone from #101, 102, 103, 104 and 105 as part of this plea bargain. :deal:

mbrek said:
^^^Doh!!!! Naisho gets to go again! :giggle:
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I'd better just sit in a corner and ask myself questions instead. :aw:

AlleyCat said:
No rest for the weary. :lol:
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Yes, you guys are no fun!

dereksbicycles said:
Hey, how do you clean a house? I feel too lazy to clean my house. Any advices will be appreciated.
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If you are lazy that's the problem 99% right there... If you can afford it, go on craigslist and hire a housekeeper for few hours. Or buy robo Roomba.
 
naisho said:
you hacking my code. :mad2:


Mostly the Worlds of Power series. I liked Ninja Gaiden the most.
Amazon.com: Ninja Gaiden (Worlds of Power) (9780590437769): F. X. Nine: Books

Washington Monument stood above all and was definitely an attraction. Veteran's memorial had cool lighting however...


Sounds good, didn't you have an ask me a question thread? Mind if I direct them there?


"Don't cling to things, because everything is impermanent."

Uhhh!!! I'm not sure which movie, Looks like I have to turn in my geek card :(
I don't remember any geek's movie before The Wizard. Go easy on me!


May I interest you in investing in a creamery factory?


Looks like ladies will need more memory to handle me... ;)


He does a pretty good job and has an idea of general problems in society with some experience under his belt. He always wins his opponents in elections. Also, if asians are so smart, if we had an asian president would that fix everything?


Sometimes, I can sign lefty when I am bored. It is weird but I tend to be ambidextrous when signing, although I know I should avoid it and stick to one.


Next post is post #100 in here. Whoever gets it, start your "Ask me a question" thread. I've got questions to ask you. :wave:
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I do not like to made blanket statements.
 
naisho said:
Check if the guy cares about his mom / family. If he does, chances are he's a good catch.
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Agree to an extent. If you have a manchild who loves his mama and acts like a baby around his family, you've got a problem on your hand.

If you've got a man who respects his family and mother but does his own thing and doesn't talk to his parents on the phone constantly but would still do anything they ask if they needed it, then you've got a good guy.

I know too many people who are well into adulthood and talk to their parents on a daily basis and need their opinion and affirmation for everything. That is not healthy.
 
sallylou said:
Why are we here on this planet?
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Since the aliens haven't chosen some of us yet to bring us to their homeworld. Either that, or we need to hurry up with aerospace engineering to get out of here. Which space colony would you settle on first?

saywhatkid said:
To keep the cockroaches from overpopulating.
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Say, I wonder why roaches haven't turned and killed their own kind yet. They ought to invest in making roaches fight against themselves. Humans are losing the numbers game at this rate. All it takes is one toxic waste dump, and these roach legions are ready to invade mankind.

rockin'robin said:
What makes a "good" moderator?
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Keeping their cool in hot topics, neutral and welcoming of all opinions and logic from different members, contribute to slow discussions, nightly rounds to the trash can.
Or the warfare, fear-inducing type, that one works too for some people. :hmm:
 
Cappy said:
Even tho I agree with Nachos, may I add: If u give up on Brady, the masses shall show up on your door step.
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LOL, that's great. I'm going to start calling him that!
 
I have a question about a sign. What is the phrase for the following:
Left Hand, open palm facing up, and fully extend outword circling counterclockwise horizontally (not vertically like "sorry")
 
naisho said:
you hacking my code. :mad2:


He does a pretty good job and has an idea of general problems in society with some experience under his belt. He always wins his opponents in elections. Also, if asians are so smart, if we had an asian president would that fix everything?
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If Chairmain Mao is any example, I have my doubts.
 
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