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A baby seal walks into a bar and the barman asks "what'll it be?" and the baby seal says, "anything but a Canadian Club." :giggle:

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Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. "Certainly madam," he replied courteously. "Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary. "Sorry, no,"...

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:wave: Here we go again: Tropical Storm ERIKA Situation Page :Ohno:

:wave: God is making the world and he comes to make Poland. The angels ask, "What will you do with this country?" "Oh, I'll give it amazing countryside, beautiful mountains and plentiful forests, wonderful food and beer, vodka and beautiful girls." The angels ask, "Isn't that a bit...

:wave: Some fishing trips are more fun than others. Seems the lucky gentleman wearing the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets hat caught himself one Great Siberian White on the inshore part of the return trip of an all morning off shore fishing AAC trip Sunday morning. Yes, the young lady is from...

:wave: Children in the seven to ten year age group were asked questions about dating and marriage. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip...

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:wave: It's the 46th Anniversary and May 1st, 2nd, and 3rd will be even bigger and better than ever with Fine Arts & Crafts, Antiques & Collectibles, Southwest Airlines Kids Korner and Live Entertainment from two stages! The Isle of Eight Flags Shrimp Festival includes dozens of food booths...

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:wave: How To Capture Screen Shots Using Windows Vista (URL) Dummies.com - How To Capture Screen Shots Using Windows Vista. Hope this helps someone.

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held...

Flummoxed by his true-false final exam, a student decides to toss a coin up in the air. Heads means true; tails, false. Thirty minutes later, he's done, well before the rest of the class. But then the student starts flipping the coin again. And soon he's swearing and sweating over each question...

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year. And every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars' One year Esther and Morris...

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.' The...