Hahaha...no. :P
I actually have 6 dogs. 3 German shepherds, Maisie, a pug, and a chihuahua/Pomeranian mix (the pug and chi-Pom are indoor dogs).
Here are a few pics of my happy, sassy, cutie patootie Maisie hound. :D
"Now you see here, Mom, it's like this..."