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i was bored in my study hall, i decided to log on and check out alldeaf, i was lookin thru the posts and replied some of them..all of a sudden the teacher tapped me on my shoulder and said i saw swearing and i was like wtf?? and he scrolled it and saw candyass and bytch he was like oohh...and he...

This is a poll to if you all want a change in avatar size or not?

Have y'all tried CSDVRS.com?? its online relay but u use the cam to talk to the operator and the operator will interpret into voice for you, its way better than the damn relay on the phone...suggest y'all who haven't tried it, try it...

I saw on internet one time, there was a gay partner..they decided to pour cement in one's asshole and have anal sex and they got stuck and had to go to the hospital to get it off...:eek2:

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I noticed so far nobody put up anything about Syracuse Orangemen...They won the national championship for Basketball...I live in Rochester and syracuse s close to me also my grandparents lives there so im a big fan of them..they beat kansas 81-78... My grandpa who passed away was a huge fan of...

Three nuns decided to paint a room, they also decided to do it nude and there was a knock on the door, one of the nuns asked who's there? I'm a gay man and they decided to let him in because he was a gay man, he said I'm not really gay I'm more of gay man--happy man!!!

Three Ducks was arrested for trespassing private property... The Judge asked the first duck what he was doing? He replied, I was blowing Bubbles...The Judge asked the second duck, He replied the same, I was blowing Bubbles...The Judge told the third duck, i guess you was blowing bubbles? The...

A little boy and girl were playing doctor. The little boy boldly pulled off his shirt and pointed to his nipples. "I've got two of these," he said. "How about you?" The little girl opened her blouse and showed him her nipples. So the boy pointed to his belly button. The little girl looked down...

Can anybody get my age correctly??? I'm Frickin' Bored here...If someone gets it right will get a reward... If nobody gets my age right after 3, Three, and Dos Days I will tell the answer......Good Luck everybody!!! :D

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive." The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to...

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in...

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room. When they start to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess. The husband says, "I will love you no matter what it is, tell me." So the wife tells him that she is actually extremely flat chested. The husband...

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York. The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that...

There was a woman and her husband. They were hapilly married except for the fact that the husband never gave his wife any money. One day, a friend of the husband's comes over while the wife was taking a shower. He rings the doorbell and the wife comes out, wrapped in a towel. He asks, "Is your...