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GEORGE W. BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. AL GORE I invented the chicken. I invented the road...

Ever spoken and wished that you could take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are a few stories of people who did and do.... 1) How much for . I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and...

Being A Woman (Sent on Behalf of Kim Copeland) Being A Woman OK, I'm the only female in a house full of guys. 4 sons and a hubby. Toilet seat is never down...etc. SOOOOoooooooooo I'm the only one who would be using Female products.....correct? A STRANGE thing was happening at...

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says: I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist. The second guy says, I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....Double Income, No Kid The third guy says, I'm a...

http://www.howardandpeanut.com/potornot/# i got a 9/10... hm, not bad. ;)

last week I went on a cruise trip for my spring break with my family... I have a deaf family so we requested for an interpreter before purchasing tickets. they promised us two interpeters. when we showedup on the ship- they gave us a letter apologizing that there won't be an interpreter. my...

MWAH :D

Im going to have my wisdom tooth (or teeth) pulled out in seven hours, :o. Im pretty nervous about it. Any of you had the experience? Wish me luck!!

Helllo! Welcome a dear personal friend of mine, prostock19 :thumb:

Have you guys donored blood before? What's your experiences? I am about to real soon and it'll be my first time :cool:

Wish me luck!! Our school's drama is offically here!! We are giving performances this morning, tonight and tomorrow night. We are doing 'FOOTLOOSE' and i am playing the character, Ariel. I even have to kiss a couple of boys, eekk lol :fruit:

I got accepted to RIT's bachelor degree program in the College of Liberal Arts :D

heres minneeeee.....

i got accepted to gallys honors program :D

Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a guy and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she...