Let's make up our own Christmas

that good one!!! keep on post DD! :hug:
 
Bells Will Be Ringing

Sirens will be blaring, the bad, bad news;
Oh what a Christmas to be in trouble,
My thread’s gone,
I have no posts;
To flame me, once again,
Members will be laughing, Ho Ho Ho,
Oh, Christmas sirens, by flashing lights;

Please let me go by Christmas,
Please let me go by Christmas,
If not for Christmas, by New Year’s Night,

Members and Mods,
Send Posts,
Just as sure as the cow flew over the moon;

This is Christmas, Christmas, Alex,
The time fo year to be getting into trouble,

Then will I postwhore, you’ll never more ban,
Christmas and New Year will find me in AllDeaf,
There’ll be no more trouble,
No flaming or bad mouthing,
‘Cause I’ll be happy that it’s Christmas for postwhoring again.
 
Ding Dong Merrily On High

Bang Bang! On high spirits,
In the liquor cabinet the bottles are tinkling,
Bang, bang! Verily the wine
Is pourin’ with bubbles
Gosh, Ho Ho Ho, I’m drunk

E’en so here below, below
Let the whiskey be flowin’
And e-I-e-o, e-I-e-o, e-I-e-o
By vodka and brandy be mixed
Gosh, Ho Ho Ho, I’m drunk

Pray ye there be enough beer to
Make your date look better, ye drunkards
May ye make beautiful music together tonight
Your morning wake up call a shock
Gosh, Ho Ho Ho, I’m drunk
 
I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas

Locked RoadRunner in the closet,
^Angel^ tattletaled on me,
I hid TweetyBird’s thong in Cheri’s bed,
I spilled some bleach on MizzDeaf’s black pants,
I made Raging Quiet eat a bug,
I put gum in Malfoyish’s hair,
Magastu tattletaled on me.

I’m getting nothing for Christmas,
Alex and LinuxGold are mad,
I’m getting nothing for Christmas,
‘Cause I ain’t been nothing but bad.

I won’t be seeing Santa Claus;
Oakley_04 tattletaled on me.
He won’t come visit me because
SleepyTaz tattletaled on me.
Next year I’ll be going worse,
Next year I’ll be going worse, just wait
I’d start now, but it’s too early;
UndecisveGirl tattletaled n me.
So you better watch out, whatever you do
‘Cause if you tattletale on me, I’m warning you,
I’ll get even with you for Christmas.
 
Last Christmas

Chorus: AllDeaf
I did some postwhoring
And the very next day you laughed
This year
To give you more trouble
I’ll do some more postwhoring

Once trouble and twice trouble
I keep on posting
But you still follow my posts
Tell me baby
Are you threadstalking me?
Well
It’s been 1,000 posts
It doesn’t surprise me
I posted it and sent it
With a slap and a tickle
I meant it
Now I know what a postwhore I am
But if you read me
I know you’d laugh again

Chorus: AllDeaf
I did some postwhoring
And the very next day you laughed
This year
To give you more trouble
I’ll do some more postwhoring

A crowded thread
Members with tired fingers
I’m playing with you
And your posts
My god I thought you were
Someone to pick on
Me?
I guess I was a post to read
A member with a laugh in his heart
A member under the covers with a flashlight
Now I’ve found a real thread you’ll never forget me again

Chorus: AllDeaf
I did some postwhoring
And the very next day you laughed
This year
To give you more trouble
I’ll do some more postwhoring

A member with a laugh in his heart
A member under the covers with a flashlight
Now I’ve found a real thread you’ll never forget me again
 
DreamDeaf said:
Locked RoadRunner in the closet,
^Angel^ tattletaled on me,
I hid TweetyBird’s thong in Cheri’s bed,
I spilled some bleach on MizzDeaf’s black pants,
I made Raging Quiet eat a bug,
I put gum in Malfoyish’s hair,
Magastu tattletaled on me.

I’m getting nothing for Christmas,
Alex and LinuxGold are mad,
I’m getting nothing for Christmas,
‘Cause I ain’t been nothing but bad.

I won’t be seeing Santa Claus;
Oakley_04 tattletaled on me.
He won’t come visit me because
SleepyTaz tattletaled on me.
Next year I’ll be going worse,
Next year I’ll be going worse, just wait
I’d start now, but it’s too early;
UndecisveGirl tattletaled n me.
So you better watch out, whatever you do
‘Cause if you tattletale on me, I’m warning you,
I’ll get even with you for Christmas.
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:) HAHAHAH! i love that!!!! :rofl:
 
I really like "I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas"....sooooo good! :)

and I'm in it! Woo! :wiggle:
 
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Go, Tell It on the Mountain

Chorus:
Go, gossip it on AllDeaf,
Over the threads and everywhere,
Go, gossip it on AllDeaf,
That there’s gossip here and there.

While the mods tries to keep up,
O’er busy typing by night,
Behond, throughout the threads,
There arose trouble
*chorus*

The mods warned and banned
When lo, above AllDeaf,
Rang out the clatter of keyboards,
That hailed our “e”minstrator’s appearance!
*chorus*

Up on Mount Olympus,
The lofty Alex was king,
And the mods sent out private messages
That blessed AllDeaf morning.
*chorus*
 
Holly Jolly Christmas

Have a hung over, bleary Christmas,
It’s the best time of the year for drinking,
I don’t know if there’ll be enough liquor for me
But have a cup of whiskey
Have a hung over, bleary Christmas,
And when you wake up in the morning,
Make sure there’s no one else in bed with you.

Oh
Ho
The condoms
Falling where you can’t see;
They wait for you,
Stick to your foot, make you go ugh,
Have a hung over, bleary Christmas,
And in case you didn’t see,
Oh by golly
Have a hung over, bleary Christmas.
 
I Believe In Santa Claus

I believe in AllDeaf, I believe in AllDeaf,
I believe there’s always postwhoring when all seems finished
I believe in All Deaf
I believe in AllDeaf, I’ll tell you why I do

I believe the gossip and outlandish opinions can come true
I believe in postwhoring I believe in flaming
I believe in AllDeaf and I believe in you

I believe in members in forum and in laughter
I believe in being negative and positive in AllDeaf
I believe in not looking farther than the next post

I believe when someone flames us we should flame them back
And I believe in AllDeaf I believe in AllDeaf
I believe that chaos should prevail at any cost and I believe in AllDeaf

I believe in gossip and tattletlaing
I believe in making up stories and being a good friend
I believe in being a troublemaker

And lookin’ at our forum as another way to make trouble
And I believe that everything that is said is what it’s supposed to be said
I believe there is an Alex somewhere although he’s hard to find

I believe I am crazy so therefore I should make up stories all I can
To bring chaos and trouble to AllDeaf
And I believe in AllDeaf I believe in AllDeaf

I believe there’s always friends when all seems lost in chaos
I believe in AllDeaf
Let the members sign
(I believe in AllDeaf I believe in AllDeaf
I believe in AllDeaf I believe in AllDeaf)

Let the whole forum sign with us
I believe in AllDeaf I believe in AllDeaf
I believe in AllDeaf I believe in AllDeaf

Let the whole forum sign with us
I believe in AllDeaf I believe in AllDeaf
I believe there’s always friends when all seems lost in chaos
I believe in AllDeaf
 
Blame It On The Misletoe

Dedicated to all those who love romance at Christmas time...and all year around.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The middle of December aint the time to be alone
It’s just too close to Christmas
And too long to get on AllDeaf
I ran into a friend of AllDeaf
Waiting in the line for a beer
She said, I’ve had too many failures already
And there’s no one I just cant get enough of
I talked to her and when she got in AllDeaf,
I’m not sure what happened then
Guess magic took its course

Blame it on the mistletoe
‘Cause what happened here nobody knows
How could something simple as a kiss
Change her holiday like this
And I watched her
And I fell asleep watching her
Dancin up a storm
Blame it on the mistletoe

I woke up, she was smiling betneath the tree
She said, I know its early, so I thought I’d let you sleep
Then she insisted I get up and take a look inside the closet
Hey sleepyhead, it must have been quite a romance,
That’s when I saw the writing on the wall,
She threw her arms around his neck,
Laughing as she said

Blame it on the mistletoe
Cause what happened here nobody knows
How could something simple as a kiss
Change her holiday like this
And I watched her
And I fell asleep watching her
Dancin up a storm
Blame it on the mistletoe


* ^Angel^, Here you go, your first Christmas with RoadRunner!

And to all those peeps married, getting married, with long-time partners, and just entering new relationships!
 
Awwwwww :Oops: , I LOVE it! *grins bigger*

Thanks DD, you're always have been sooo sweet to me! :hug:
 
DreamDeaf said:
I believe in AllDeaf, I believe in AllDeaf,
I believe there’s always postwhoring when all seems finished
I believe in All Deaf
I believe in AllDeaf, I’ll tell you why I do

I believe the gossip and outlandish opinions can come true
I believe in postwhoring I believe in flaming
I believe in AllDeaf and I believe in you

I believe in members in forum and in laughter
I believe in being negative and positive in AllDeaf
I believe in not looking farther than the next post

I believe when someone flames us we should flame them back
And I believe in AllDeaf I believe in AllDeaf
I believe that chaos should prevail at any cost and I believe in AllDeaf

I believe in gossip and tattletlaing
I believe in making up stories and being a good friend
I believe in being a troublemaker

And lookin’ at our forum as another way to make trouble
And I believe that everything that is said is what it’s supposed to be said
I believe there is an Alex somewhere although he’s hard to find

I believe I am crazy so therefore I should make up stories all I can
To bring chaos and trouble to AllDeaf
And I believe in AllDeaf I believe in AllDeaf

I believe there’s always friends when all seems lost in chaos
I believe in AllDeaf
Let the members sign
(I believe in AllDeaf I believe in AllDeaf
I believe in AllDeaf I believe in AllDeaf)

Let the whole forum sign with us
I believe in AllDeaf I believe in AllDeaf
I believe in AllDeaf I believe in AllDeaf

Let the whole forum sign with us
I believe in AllDeaf I believe in AllDeaf
I believe there’s always friends when all seems lost in chaos
I believe in AllDeaf
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:rofl: ....Wow , you are really good at this....Impressed!! :thumb:
 
Christmas for Cowboys

Long in the threads we spend Christmas Day,
Typing the posts on the dusty monitors,
All of the good words written today;
Ours is the postwhoring and AllDeaf

Back in the other forums, they have diff’rent ways,
Quizzing and flaming and crying.
I’ll take the postwhore, I’ll take the POV;
Christmas for members and AllDeaf

A dedication thread is typed as we quiet down for the night
The thread for Have You Noticed is the longest,
The Person Above You thread is a way to sing praises to someone,
Christmas for members and AllDeaf

It’s long in the threads we spend Christmas Day,
Typing the posts on the dusty monitors,
All of the good words written today,
Ours is the postwhoring and AllDeaf.

It’s Chrsitmas for members and AllDeaf.
 
Must Be Santa

Who’s got a stubble that’s short and dark
St. LinuxGold’s got stubble that’s short and dark

Who comes around on a special night
Road Runner comes around on a special night

Special Night, stubble that’s short and dark

Must be Road Runner, Must be St. LinuxGold,
Must be Road Runner, St. LinuxGold

Who wears boots and a suit of Tshirt and blue jeans
Waz wears boots and a suit of Tshirt and blue jeans.

Who wears a baseball cap on her head
E wears a baseball cap on her head

Baseball cap, suit that’s a tshirt and blue jeans,
Special night, stubble that’s short and dark

Who’s got a big white smile,
Alex’s got a big white smile

Who laughs this way
HO HO HO
VamPyrox laughs this way
HO HO HO

Eight little members pull his sleigh
Alex’s little members pull his sleigh

Member threads, come our way,
HO HO HO, big white smile,
Baseball cap, suit that’s a Tshirt and blue jeans,
Special night, stubble that’s short and dark

AllDeaf, AllDeaf, AllDeaf, AllDeaf,
AllDeaf, AllDeaf, AllDeaf and AllDeaf

Member threads, come our way,
HO HO HO, big white smile,
Baseball cap, suit that’s a Tshirt and blue jeans,
Special night, stubble that’s short and dark

Must be Christmas, Must be Christmas
 
Santa Looked A lot Like Daddy

Santa looked like AllDeaf
Or AllDeaf looked like him
It’s not the way I had him pictured,
Santa was a’much too thick
He didn’t come down the chimney,
So Alex must have let him in.
Santa looked like AllDeaf
Or AllDeaf looked like him.

Well, they thought I was fast busy typing,
They thought I was tucked away at the monitor,
They never thought I’d come a peekin,
Or that I’d hear what was said
Santa put his arm around Alex
And Alex put his arm around him,
So if Santa Claus aint AllDeaf,
Then I’m a gonna post on them.

CHORUS
Santa looked like AllDeaf
Or AllDeaf looked like him
It’s not the way I had him pictured,
Santa was a’much too thick
He didn’t come down the chimney,
So Alex must have let him in.
Santa looked like AllDeaf
Or AllDeaf looked like him.

I never saw E or RoadRunner,
I never saw the thread being posted,
An’ I never saw St. LinuxGold,
Like they show on the monitor,
But he sure brought a lot of posts,
So Santa Claus, he must have been.
And Santa looked a lot like AllDeaf
Or AllDeaf looked a lot like him.

CHORUS
Santa looked like AllDeaf
Or AllDeaf looked like him
It’s not the way I had him pictured,
Santa was a’much too thick
He didn’t come down the chimney,
So Alex must have let him in.
Santa looked like AllDeaf
Or AllDeaf looked like him.
 
Hey Santa

If everyday was AllDeaf
If we could postwhore
If everyone would give more posts
There’d be chaos

The monitor is covered in dust tonight
The threads are quiet
I’m waiting for someone
But he’s not banning
And I wonder if he can read

Hey Alex
Hey Road Runner (LinuxGold)
I postwhore with all my might
Hey Vampyrox (E)
Bring Waz home tonight

Why does it feel like it’s deadmeat
Even by the forum
Waz said he’ll ban tonight
And now it’s almost midnight

Monitors on and off tonight
Are such a sight to see
But all the posts by the thread
They don’t mean a thing ‘til Waz bans

Hey Alex
Hey Road Runner (LinuxGold)
I postwhore with all my might
Hey Vampyrox (E)
If you see my postwhore, you hurry bring Waz tonight

I know your threads are full inside
But won’t you stop and let Waz ban
I’ll be waiting by monitor light this Christmas
Ohhh

Monitors on and off tonight
Are such a sight to see
But all the posts by the thread
They don’t mean a thing, Alex, please here Waz

Hey Alex
Hey Road Runner (LinuxGold)
I postwhore with all my might
Hey Vampyrox (E)
If you see my postwhore, you hurry bring Waz tonight

Monitors on and off tonight
Posts by the threads
I see a member post
Oh, can it be
Waz is banning right and left

Hey Alex
Hey Road Runner (LinuxGold)
I guess you saw me postwhore with all my might
Hey Alex
Hey Vampyrox (E)
I’m being banned by Waz tonight

(AllDeaf, AllDeaf (repeat))
It's Christmas Time
Hey Alex
 
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