Because they are sooooo cool!!!
I live a very depraved life as a sinner and one of the unsaved. I mainline heroin and snort coke and I don't remember the name of half of my bfs unless they bring me new dope. That's life as a depraved atheist for ya Watch me sink to new lows.
Been single my whole life, actually. I think my shyness of approaching guys has been part of the problem