allisonjoy
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Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says: I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban,
Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.
The second guy says, I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....Double Income, No Kid
The third guy says, I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban,Biker.
They turn to the woman and ask her, What are you? She replies: I'm a WIFE, you know....Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc.....
A second girl answers their question before they even ask it:
She replies, I'm a BITCH.
What exactly is a BITCH?!?, they all ask in unison.
Babe In Total Control of Herself.
The first guy says: I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban,
Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.
The second guy says, I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....Double Income, No Kid
The third guy says, I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban,Biker.
They turn to the woman and ask her, What are you? She replies: I'm a WIFE, you know....Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc.....
A second girl answers their question before they even ask it:
She replies, I'm a BITCH.
What exactly is a BITCH?!?, they all ask in unison.
Babe In Total Control of Herself.
!! 
and 
i am not like that.. lol