Little Johnny

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It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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One of my all time fav little Johnny jokes.

Little Johnny at school

Teacher: Class, if there are 3 birds pirched on a fence and the farmer shoots one, how many are left?

Little Johnny: None

Teacher: Well Johnny, how do you come up with none when 3 - 1 =2.

Little Johnny: Well, when the farmer shoots the first bird the other two got scared and flew away.

Teacher: Hmmmm... well techincally that was not the answer I was looking for but I like the way you are thinking.

Little Johnny: Hey teacher, now I got a question for you.

Teacher: Sure Johnny, what is your question.

Little Johnny: I am reaching in my pocket and I have something hard, round and it has a head on it. What do ya think it is?

Teacher: (blushing) Johnny, oh my.. is it your penis.

Little Johnny; Nope. It's a roll of quarters but I like the way you are thinking.
 
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