Worst Pick-up lines challenge!

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Ok everybody here's the challenge:

Give us your worst pick up lines! - the winner gets Coffee! :D

I'll start us off:


"Smile if you want to sleep with me."
 
Ok everybody here's the challenge:

Give us your worst pick up lines! - the winner gets Coffee! :D

I'll start us off:


"Smile if you want to sleep with me." :fingersx:
 
Were you sitting in a puddle or are you just happy to see me?
 
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
 
Were you sitting in a puddle or are you just happy to see me?
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Hahaha

"You need something to shut that big mouth of yours."

...so bad.

Keep'em comin'!
 
If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?
 
The worst one I have heard was. "I like you... like a fat kid like cake"


I was like WTF?? and walked off.
 
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