World's Shortest Fairy Tale

[rockin'robin]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

 

[radioman]

I doubt that is true at all- unless jeep can relate.:roll:

 

[VamPyroX]

Here's one that's even shorter!

Once upon a time, they lived happily ever after!

 

[moonflower]

lol jeez

 

[AlleyCat]

Might as well just skip the "once upon a time" and just go with "They lived happily ever after!"

 

[VamPyroX]

Might as well just skip the "once upon a time" and just go with "They lived happily ever after!"

How about...

"The End"