Worlds Shortest Books

[55flowernymph]

Worlds Shortest Books ??

How about “The Liberals I’ve Loved Before” by Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh




FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian
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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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A Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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[Roadrunner]

If such books were actually written, they probably do well in a bonfire.






~RR

 

[Tousi]

Lol, almost all of those cracked me up. Somebody's got some witticism going there!

 

[VamPyroX]

I've got the world's shortest book!

*picks up a sheet of blank paper*

*writes "Hi." on the front*

There you go!