Word Game: Underwear Thread

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his underwear. That way, when you do criticize him, he's a mile away and you have his underwear."

eewwwwwwwwwwww!
 
"Underwear that is not on the verge of annihilation can still be perfectly stimulating, and definitely not boring." - Andrea Berlinghoff
 
No man is justified in doing evil on the ground of underwear.


Theodore Roosevelt
 
If you stare into the underwear long enough the underwear stares right back into you.
-Nietzhe-
 
Are you laboring under the impression that I read these underwear of yours? I can't even lift them.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
 
Underwear is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you gonna get.

(Forest Gump)
 
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"The recommended daily requirement for underwear is: 4 per day for survival, 8 per day for maintenance and 12 per day for growth." -- Virginia Satir
 
"The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own underwear." -- Fred Allen
 
:rofl2::rofl2:

Some of those quotes are so funny! They're brilliant!
 
"What a terrible thing to have lost one's underwear. Or not to have an underwear at all. How true that is."

-Dan Quayle

(the original word was mind)
 
"As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is underwear?" -- Sarah Palin
 
"What a terrible thing to have lost one's underwear. Or not to have an underwear at all. How true that is."

-Dan Quayle

(the original word was mind)

Dan Quayle: How do you spell underwear?
 
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