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One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.
When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied,
Yes."The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her hu s band along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her,
"Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney.


"Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding."
"You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands,
so THAT'S why I said 'yes'
to George Clooney."

And so the Lord let her keep him.



The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Signed, Women


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The behind the story that is not told:

With farther investing, they have found out that the wife had pushed her husband into the river and was going to file a claim to get his life ins. policy. Either way, she was planning on getting something better! :rofl:
 
Well, as much as I love my husband..I wouldnt mind trading him for one night with Clooney and Pitt...:naughty:

They are both SOOOOO SEXY, I drooooolll over them! LOL!
 
shel90 said:
Well, as much as I love my husband..I wouldnt mind trading him for one night with Clooney and Pitt...:naughty:

They are both SOOOOO SEXY, I drooooolll over them! LOL!
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tsk tsk tsk, shame on you! Just kidding! Here let me get a napkin to clean off your drooling.:giggle:
 
Star said:
tsk tsk tsk, shame on you! Just kidding! Here let me get a napkin to clean off your drooling.:giggle:
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Thanks for the napkin! *wiping drool off*

LOL!
 
See, u guys dream abt other guys, but if we dream abt other gals, we are in the dog house!!!! why!!!!:pissed:
 
Handsome_Smiley said:
See, u guys dream abt other guys, but if we dream abt other gals, we are in the dog house!!!! why!!!!:pissed:
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I let my husband dream and even look at other gals. It is no big deal. It is normal cuz I do that too (to other men). As long as he doesnt get into sexual acts with them. LOL!

If other guys get into trouble for dreaming about other girls then I cant do nothing about it. :dunno:
 
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