A kindergarten pupil told teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead “How do you know that the cat was dead” she asked him. “Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move.” Answer the child innocently. “You did WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The teacher exclaimed in surprise. “You know” explain the boy. “I leaned over and went “Psssssst!!” and didn’t move”