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I just saw this on craigslist this morning and had to share this with you guys.
1.The later you are,
the more excited your dogs
are to see you.
2.Dogs don't notice if you
call them by another
dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave
a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have
to raise your voice to get your
point across.
6. You never have to wait
for a dog; they're ready to
go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing
when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting
and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you
up at night to ask, "If I died,
would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you
can put an ad in the paper
and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put
a studded collar on it without
calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another
dog on you, they don't get mad.
They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the
back of a pickup truck...
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't
take half of your stuff.
1.The later you are,
the more excited your dogs
are to see you.
2.Dogs don't notice if you
call them by another
dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave
a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have
to raise your voice to get your
point across.
6. You never have to wait
for a dog; they're ready to
go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing
when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting
and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you
up at night to ask, "If I died,
would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you
can put an ad in the paper
and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put
a studded collar on it without
calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another
dog on you, they don't get mad.
They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the
back of a pickup truck...
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't
take half of your stuff.
