Why Im Glad Im A Man.

ooooh lets not even go there. cats suck anyway.

they are mean and they bite and scratch you.

and...
they call a cat a pussy
they call a womans vagina a pussy...

coincidence??? i dont think so.

women are like cats

cats are very moody. one minute they'll love u, the next they bite u
same with women.

also they act like they dont need you. but if u werent there, who would take care of them?
same with women. they act like they dont need men...but eventually, down the road they will. either for financial reasons or emotional reasons.
 
AJ said:
ooooh lets not even go there. cats suck anyway.

they are mean and they bite and scratch you.

and...
they call a cat a pussy
they call a womans vagina a pussy...

coincidence??? i dont think so.

women are like cats

cats are very moody. one minute they'll love u, the next they bite u
same with women.

also they act like they dont need you. but if u werent there, who would take care of them?
same with women. they act like they dont need men...but eventually, down the road they will. either for financial reasons or emotional reasons.
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girls are like cats cause they flirt like they are purring and guys are like dogs cause they are horny and hump onto something lol
 
Steel said:
girls are like cats cause they flirt like they are purring and guys are like dogs cause they are horny and hump onto something lol
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LOL
 
Aj, I understand why you perfer to be a man because for one you would not survive being a woman.

Men do go thru menopause, more alike midlife crisis.
 
Thats terrible mistake!!!
Men can't have menopause cause it would make this man gay!

So there fore should have called WOmenopause instead! Unfortunately, Womenopause was never used so it never exists. Har Har har

I rather to have dick than wussy.

jazzy said:
Men do go thru menopause, more alike midlife crisis.
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diehardbiker65 said:
Thats terrible mistake!!!
Men can't have menopause cause it would make this man gay!

So there fore should have called WOmenopause instead! Unfortunately, Womenopause was never used so it never exists. Har Har har

I rather to have dick than wussy.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Of course yes... Men could have menopause....

http://www.csun.edu/~psy453/menop_y.htm
 
AJ said:
6.i happen to love my penis: he's a good friend of mine and we bond together just about everyday. i dont know what i would do with out him.
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Shhhh, Sending Lorena Bobbitt to meet him. :mrgreen:
 
I am happy :) being a woman because at least my pussy doesn't bother me, just only during menstrual cycle.

I don't be horny like men do....

My pussy is just part of my legs... that is all, it is just there, that is all.

And after I get to menopause stage, all I have to do is take pills.

But men, I don't know why they rather be men,,,
cause it seems like they can't go on without a partner a long time...
Always need someone in their bed.

Men have these problems...

1. prostitution, mostly for men?
2. nude magazine, few women read "playgirl", mostly men read playboy
3. some men have sex with children, few women such as the ex teacher.
4. some men have sex with animals
5. men rape most of the time
6. some men are in prison.
7. some men won't take care their kids.

That is why I don't want men, cause man has too much issue and burden...
It is something I just can't handle.
 
Miss*Pinocchio said:
I am happy :) being a woman because at least my pussy doesn't bother me, just only during menstrual cycle.

I don't be horny like men do....

My pussy is just part of my legs... that is all, it is just there, that is all.

And after I get to menopause stage, all I have to do is take pills.

But men, I don't know why they rather be men,,,
cause it seems like they can't go on without a partner a long time...
Always need someone in their bed.

Men have these problems...

1. prostitution, mostly for men?
2. nude magazine, few women read "playgirl", mostly men read playboy
3. some men have sex with children, few women such as the ex teacher.
4. some men have sex with animals
5. men rape most of the time
6. some men are in prison.
7. some men won't take care their kids.

That is why I don't want men, cause man has too much issue and burden...
It is something I just can't handle.
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you look at negatives of men... where's the positive side of men? :thumbd:
 
nozobo said:
you look at negatives of men... where's the positive side of men? :thumbd:
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okay the positive about men,
men are very intelligent....

Look at the computer yall invented... and cars, and films, and electricity, and beautiful houses...
Very strong and everything...

Men are smart enough to put us women back at home
being barefoot and pregnant... being in kitchen...
But I don't know why men won't use that power to keep women
home? Yall just too sweet to us... I guess.
 
Men have senstive, if you accident or on purpose hit their balls, they just like knee drop on the ground, and moaning/ groaning with pains. LOL
 
AJ said:
who's that?
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AJ, you never heard of Lorena Bobbitt? Miss P was stating in a previous post that Lorena Bobbit may come to see you.

Lorena Bobbit was an infamous wife of John Bobbitt who cut his penis off with a knife a couple of years ago for raping her. Both of them got into trouble (her for cutting off his penis and him for sexually assaulting her).

So you said in your post that you love your penis so much, that's why Miss P said that about Lorena. :)
 
SherryCherish said:
Men have senstive, if you accident or on purpose hit their balls, they just like knee drop on the ground, and moaning/ groaning with pains. LOL
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trust me you wouldn't think it's funny if you have balls getting kicked in.
 
On the other hand....AJ's right when he mentions the number one downside of being a womyn....PERIODS! I remember one of my friends was saying once that he thought that it was easier to be a woman then a man....my Beth was like " You try bleeding heavily from your crouch every month for a few days, and let's see what you have to say then!"
 
deafdyke said:
On the other hand....AJ's right when he mentions the number one downside of being a womyn....PERIODS! I remember one of my friends was saying once that he thought that it was easier to be a woman then a man....my Beth was like " You try bleeding heavily from your crouch every month for a few days, and let's see what you have to say then!"
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I agree...having monthly periods aren't fun, but if we want kids, we need to have them. Look on the bright side though, we stop having them around age 50 or older. :)
 
Well, some of men re glad that they re men. So that why i said men do have senstive pain. Beside women have same thing, cramps, birth etc.


Matter of fact, I never get moody or crabby if i'm preggy or on pms. Just abit cramp. Which i'm glad i'm not having those moody or crabby at all.
 
Well. the only thing I hate is: jock itch! I get that often because I am in wheelchair and I sweat like a pig.
 
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