Why Im Glad Im A Man.

[AJ]

i have a lot of female friends. and man i cant begin to tell u the horror stories i hear about being a woman. here are reasons why im happy im a man, and not a woman

1.Monthly Periods:i can hardly say that word...period...i personally dont think i could handle blood coming out of my personal area.
2.women have boobs: now, im a HUGE fan of womens boobs...just not on me. how do u ladies run with those things??
3.women have a human being inside them: i would hate to be pregnant. the thought that im carrying around a little person inside my belly....ew.
4.they have to push a person out of their happy place: thats like pushing a watermelon through a lemon.
5.they have to shave their legs, and arm pits: i barely shave my face everyday.
6.i happen to love my penis: he's a good friend of mine and we bond together just about everyday. i dont know what i would do with out him.

i love women, but it sure does suck to be one. thank the lord im a man

 

[Mookie]

i have a lot of female friends. and man i cant begin to tell u the horror stories i hear about being a woman. here are reasons why im happy im a man, and not a woman

1.Monthly Periods:i can hardly say that word...period...i personally dont think i could handle blood coming out of my personal area.
2.women have boobs: now, im a HUGE fan of womens boobs...just not on me. how do u ladies run with those things??
3.women have a human being inside them: i would hate to be pregnant. the thought that im carrying around a little person inside my belly....ew.
4.they have to push a person out of their happy place: thats like pushing a watermelon through a lemon.
5.they have to shave their legs, and arm pits: i barely shave my face everyday.
6.i happen to love my penis: he's a good friend of mine and we bond together just about everyday. i dont know what i would do with out him.

i love women, but it sure does suck to be one. thank the lord im a man

AJ, I can answer for you so simple...

1. I thought you like ketcup.
2. Have you ever wore a jockstrape?
3. Can you be a volunteer to be a male pregnant? See the Junior.
4. You speaking of your personal manure?
5. As a surfer, you need to shave your hairy body.
6. Go to Green Lantern (Gay Bar).

 

[AJ]

AJ, I can answer for you so simple...

1. I thought you like ketcup.
2. Have you ever wore a jock stripe?
3. Can you be a volunteer to be a male pregnant? See the Junior.
4. You speaking of your personal manure?
5. As a surfer, you need to shave your hairy body.
6. Go to Green Lantern (Gay Bar).

i dont know where u get ur information on surfers....but we do not shave our "hairy bodies"
ur thinking of swimmer's and bicyclists.

 

[rjr2006]

I am proud to be a man too plus I like women boobs too

 

[Steel X]

dude...dont go thinking that life's much easier when being a man instead of a woman...

men have more hair in their ass than women do and to be honest, I dont really like it as it does indeed get itchy sometimes ugh

men gain weight easily than women do. the sign of "overweight" is a potbelly on men while a sign of "overweight" on women is that of a bigger butt.

some men can get testicle cancer, which is definetly the worst nightmare any dude can go through. You would have to kiss your little boys good bye.

men have more hair growing in their noses than women do and to be honest, I get itchy alot and trim the hairs outta my nose but it's just so difficult egad...even hairs in your ears too but thank goodness I dont have any....yet.

some men can get testicle swelling and bladder infection..which makes it difficult when taking a leak.you might be next!

while it may look difficult for women running around with such melons on them, what about your testicles?

In the hot weather, while you have loose balls, your balls tend to get sweaty and kind of sticks its skin between your legs and would be uncomfortable walking around with your loose balls sticking its skin to each leg and you would have to put your hand in and pull it out.

While I'm glad that I have a dick, so I can use it to stand up and piss and *ahem* "mastubrate"...but sometimes I just wish it isn't so long that I would feel it hitting between my legs when I walk around lol

...and that's the story of a man's life.

 

[AJ]

dude...dont go thinking that life's much easier when being a man instead of a woman...

men have more hair in their ass than women do and to be honest, I dont really like it as it does indeed get itchy sometimes ugh

men gain weight easily than women do. the sign of "overweight" is a potbelly on men while a sign of "overweight" on women is that of a bigger butt.

some men can get testicle cancer, which is definetly the worst nightmare any dude can go through. You would have to kiss your little boys good bye.

men have more hair growing in their noses than women do and to be honest, I get itchy alot and trim the hairs outta my nose but it's just so difficult egad...even hairs in your ears too but thank goodness I dont have any....yet.

some men can get testicle swelling and bladder infection..which makes it difficult when taking a leak.you might be next!

while it may look difficult for women running around with such melons on them, what about your testicles?

In the hot weather, while you have loose balls, your balls tend to get sweaty and kind of sticks its skin between your legs and would be uncomfortable walking around with your loose balls sticking its skin to each leg and you would have to put your hand in and pull it out.

While I'm glad that I have a dick, so I can use it to stand up and piss and *ahem* "mastubrate"...but sometimes I just wish it isn't so long that I would feel it hitting between my legs when I walk around lol

...and that's the story of a man's life.

i wear boxer/briefs. the look of boxers but the support of briefs. i dont have penis problems in that situation.

women can get breast cancer (believe me i know) so that is a fair match.

im still happy im a man.

 

[Gemtun]

i wear boxer/briefs. the look of boxers but the support of briefs. i dont have penis problems in that situation.

women can get breast cancer (believe me i know) so that is a fair match.

im still happy im a man.

Let me rebutt you ....

Men can get breast cancer too.

Women do wear boxer/briefs too - we can wear boxers or briefs or boxer/briefs too!

Im glad that Im not a man because we women live longer. In addition, I dont have to worry about any squished balls between my thighs

 

[Steel X]

I wear boxers too so yeah it's much easier than those white underpants which is kinda tight and uncomfortable and doesn't bring much air in either

 

[Steel X]

Let me rebutt you ....

Men can get breast cancer too.

Women do wear boxer/briefs too - we can wear boxers or briefs or boxer/briefs too!

Im glad that Im not a man because we women live longer

ouch strike one for this woman...

a bigger life span indeed. you lucky pussycat!

 

[Gemtun]

ouch strike one for this woman...

a bigger life span indeed. you lucky pussycat!

Not to mention not having to worry about squished balls between my thighs.

 

[JeepGirl]

i have a lot of female friends. and man i cant begin to tell u the horror stories i hear about being a woman. here are reasons why im happy im a man, and not a woman

1.Monthly Periods:i can hardly say that word...period...i personally dont think i could handle blood coming out of my personal area.
2.women have boobs: now, im a HUGE fan of womens boobs...just not on me. how do u ladies run with those things??
3.women have a human being inside them: i would hate to be pregnant. the thought that im carrying around a little person inside my belly....ew.
4.they have to push a person out of their happy place: thats like pushing a watermelon through a lemon.
5.they have to shave their legs, and arm pits: i barely shave my face everyday.
6.i happen to love my penis: he's a good friend of mine and we bond together just about everyday. i dont know what i would do with out him.

i love women, but it sure does suck to be one. thank the lord im a man

i can run with my big boobs.. i'm very athletic.. so no problem with mine..

having human being inside is a miracle.. you're gonna want a kid someday, right? so you just wait, you'll realize how amazing it actually came from your sperm developing a baby.. If you didn't have a woman to have a baby with, who will??

nothing wrong with shaving legs and armpits so we can look sexy! Men shaves too!

having a pussy isn't too bad at all either.. we don't have to feel it growing when we're horny.. men does the most job inserting penis, moving your arse, picking up a woman.. and finding that hole..

men are so hard to analyze and also hard to express their feelings toward women!!! Women are open to their feelings.. well, not all but most..

so I AM PROUD TO BE A WOMAN!!!
any question???

 

[JeepGirl]

i can run with my big boobs.. i'm very athletic.. so no problem with mine..

having human being inside is a miracle.. you're gonna want a kid someday, right? so you just wait, you'll realize how amazing it actually came from your sperm developing a baby.. If you didn't have a woman to have a baby with, who will??

nothing wrong with shaving legs and armpits so we can look sexy! Men shaves too!

having a pussy isn't too bad at all either.. we don't have to feel it growing when we're horny.. men does the most job inserting penis, moving your arse, picking up a woman.. and finding that hole..

men are so hard to analyze and also hard to express their feelings toward women!!! Women are open to their feelings.. well, not all but most..

so I AM PROUD TO BE A WOMAN!!!
any question???

 

[AJ]

Let me rebutt you ....

Men can get breast cancer too.

Women do wear boxer/briefs too - we can wear boxers or briefs or boxer/briefs too!

Im glad that Im not a man because we women live longer. In addition, I dont have to worry about any squished balls between my thighs

the only reason women live longer is cuz they drive men insane.

 

[JeepGirl]

the only reason women live longer is cuz they drive men insane.

Oh really? Its your choice to stay with a woman or not.. If you want to stay sane.. no woman for you!!!!

 

[AJ]

Oh really? Its your choice to stay with a woman or not.. If you want to stay sane.. no woman for you!!!!

but i love women

 

[JeepGirl]

but i love women

Then let us drive you insane!!!

 

[Gemtun]

the only reason women live longer is cuz they drive men insane.

:bsflag:
Come on - you know that it is physical aspect that makes women live longer so dont lay the emotional guilt on us

 

[AJ]

Then let us drive you insane!!!

i do enjoy it. but sometimes i cant take it anymore and i just ignore them. its very easy to do that. and u dont need to analyze us, we aren't that complicated.

 

[Gemtun]

we aren't that complicated.

That wont work on us - men are as complicated as women are! It is just that men hold in so much that drives a woman crazy.

 

[JeepGirl]

i do enjoy it. but sometimes i cant take it anymore and i just ignore them. its very easy to do that. and u dont need to analyze us, we aren't that complicated.

We all do analyze men.. and not complicated??? men are as complicated as women are, honey.. that's the truth!