Why God Never Received a PhD

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Why God Never Received a PhD
  1. He had only one major publication.

  2. It was in Hebrew.

  3. It had no references.

  4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.

  5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.

  6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?

  7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

  8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.

  9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.

  10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.

  11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

  12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.

  13. Some say he had his son teach the class.

  14. He expelled his first two students for learning.

  15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.

  16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

  17. No record of working well with colleagues.
 
Hehe! I'm on my way to getting a PhD. I'm gonna change "he" to "her" and print it out and put it up on my bulletin board for when the going gets tough to help me remember "Goddess" did not get a PhD. :giggle:

Why Goddesss Never Received a PhD

1. She had only one major publication.

2. It was in Hebrew.

3. It had no references.

4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.

5. Some even doubt she wrote it by herself.

6. It may be true that she created the world, but what has she done since then?

7. Her cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating her results.

9. She never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.

10. When one experiment went awry she tried to cover it by drowning her subjects.

11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, she deleted them from the sample.

12. She rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.

13. Some say she had her son teach the class.

14. She expelled her first two students for learning.

15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of her students failed her tests.

16. Her office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

17. No record of working well with colleagues.
 
That's good Vampy. A sociology professor here at my school has it hanging on his office door.
 
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