Why did the rabbit go over the fence?

[soulchill]

Because somebody threw him.

I never thought this was funny till I saw Open Season, and the mule deer was throwing rabbits at the garage window.

It's almost as bad as "why did the monkey fall out of the tree?"

 

[caz12]

mine better the duck joke,sorry that way it goes

 

[soulchill]

mine better the duck joke,sorry that way it goes

No problem. I actually like bad jokes.

 

[Steinhauer]

Well, in that case, do you know how you can tell an elephant has been in the fridge?


By the footprints it left in the cheesecake.

 

[Steinhauer]

Do you know how to tell if elephants are hiding in the fridge?




You can hear them giggling.

(Well .... I wouldn't hear them .... ) <<<< silent giggle

 

[Jiro]

Do you know how to tell if elephants are hiding in the fridge?




You can hear them giggling.

(Well .... I wouldn't hear them .... ) <<<< silent giggle

sounds like Republicans behind closed door

 

[Steinhauer]

How can you tell if an elephant is being a jackass?


he is voting demo....

 

[Jiro]

How can you tell if an elephant is being a jackass?


he is voting demo....

sounds like exactly what will happen on election day

 

[rolling7]

Know why the donkeys went to Washington?




They were told that is where all the jackasses go.

 

[Steinhauer]

Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?




So you don't see them when they are walking upside down in a bowl of custard.

 

[soulchill]

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way.

 

[Steinhauer]

You know how to catch a polar bear? Buy a can of peas. Then, go out in the snow and ice and dig a big hole in the ice. Open the can of peas, and place a single pea every 4-5 inches around the hole. Then wait, and wait, and wait.

When the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick it in the icehole.