Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

ITPjohn

ITPjohn

SAC Class of 05
Premium Member
Joined
Jan 5, 2005
Messages
847
Reaction score
0
In honor of Valentine's Day, I decided to share this funny list that I found on smilepop.com. The lucky ones will get BOTH. :lol:

Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!

1. You can GET chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
6. If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind.
7. Two people of the same gender can have chocolate without being
called nasty names.
8. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
9. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk
during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your
face slapped.
11. With chocolate, there's no need to fake it.
12. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
14. Good chocolate is easy to find.
15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
17. When you have chocolate, it does not keep your neighbors awake.
18. With chocolate size doesn't matter.
 
ITPjohn said:
In honor of Valentine's Day, I decided to share this funny list that I found on smilepop.com. The lucky ones will get BOTH. :lol:

Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!

1. You can GET chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
6. If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind.
7. Two people of the same gender can have chocolate without being
called nasty names.
8. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
9. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk
during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your
face slapped.
11. With chocolate, there's no need to fake it.
12. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
14. Good chocolate is easy to find.
15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
17. When you have chocolate, it does not keep your neighbors awake.
18. With chocolate size doesn't matter.
Click to expand...


:-o i thought it was the other way around for you!?!? :booty: :rofl:
 
That is so true about Chocolate :giggle:


zesty said:
sadly, chocolate DOESN'T ALWAYS satisfy me as i AM NOT a chocolate freak...
Click to expand...

Zestysoapie, You would need to get a chocolate dildo instead. :mrgreen:
 
Cheri said:
That is so true about Chocolate :giggle:




Zestysoapie, You would need to get a chocolate dildo instead. :mrgreen:
Click to expand...


zestySOAPIE?? :confused:

chocolate DILDO!?!? :dizzy: ERM! but i prefer the REAL thing.. mind u!! :D :angel:
 
zesty said:
zestySOAPIE?? :confused:

chocolate DILDO!?!? :dizzy: ERM! but i prefer the REAL thing.. mind u!! :D :angel:
Click to expand...


Yep that your new name for me to call you Zesty= Soap then I add "ie" :giggle:
 
Yesterday a family friend gave us a box of chocolate candies. She wrote on top of the box--
"Why does men get chocolates for Valentine's Day"

And you open up the box and you read on the back of the top which says:
"Because they can't fit in beers in heart-shaped boxes!"

:rofl:
 
gnarlydorkette said:
Yesterday a family friend gave us a box of chocolate candies. She wrote on top of the box--
"Why does men get chocolates for Valentine's Day"

And you open up the box and you read on the back of the top which says:
"Because they can't fit in beers in heart-shaped boxes!"

:rofl:
Click to expand...

*ROFLMAO!*
i have to bring up 2 quotes form ER for this one

Sam Taggart: There are only three things men think about. Food, Sports, and Sex... Dogs are more mysterious!
Sam Taggart: If someone created a TV with beer on tap and a vagina, we'd all be doomed.

OMFG! YES!! SO TRUE!!

Chocolate is better than sex beacause you rarely have to clean up after eating chocolate... hehe... :)
 
Back
Top