Who Says Rednecks Aren't Bright?

[Awauphi]

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin holes in his firewood and hiding marijuana inside!"

"Thank you very much for the call sir."

The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house. They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but found no marijuana. They sneered at Virgil and left.

The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they split yer wood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"


ha.. got this via email.. haha

 

[Bowak]

LMFAO that was a good one!!

 

[Roadrunner]

Ahh...a fine way to get some work chopped up!


*off-topic*

To Bowak: 176 more to go--

 

[PurrMeow]

Oh rofl

 

[Buffalo]

That was a good one. I have heard a similiar joke about a man who was in a prison. His wife wrote him to complain about that the potato field need to be turn over. He wrote her, telling her that the weapons are buried in the field. The police read it and went over and dig all over it to find them. They didn't. He wrote to his wife "Now plant the potatoes"

 

[dreamsfloatjoe]