Where does the Easter Bunny

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go to get a new tail?

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To the retail store !!

( :giggle: Don't shoot me. I got this off FB!)
 
I once found a rabbit tail and one foot in the snow , poor bunny some animal got it.
 
Do you know what made the Easter Bunny's hair stand on end?

It wasn't fear.

It was his harespray.
 
hmmm....... still trying to figure it out.... lol
 
Where does the Easter bunny go to get a new tail?

To the re-"tail" store.

Sorry, I don't know how to explain better than that ...
 
alleycat said:
where does the easter bunny go to get a new tail?

To the re-"tail" store.

Sorry, i don't know how to explain better than that ...
Click to expand...

ooooooohhhhhhhhhh lol!
 
A man was driving down the road and saw the Easter Bunny pop out of the woods.

He swerved as to not to hit it, but he couldn't stop in time and hit the Easter Bunny.

The Easter Bunny was not breathing. The man felt terrible.

Another car approached. The car stopped in front of the Easter Bunny and a blonde woman driver got out.

She asked what was wrong. The man explained he had hit the Easter Bunny and it was not alive anymore.

The woman told the man to relax, hold on a minute, and went back to her car. She got out a can of hairspray and sprayed the Easter Bunny. He awoke and waved goodbye, and hopped into the woods.

Astonished, the man asked how the hairspray worked. She showed him the can and had him read the fine print:

"Restores life to dead hair and provides a natural wave."
 
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