I can still remember when I could hear when I was about 4 years old (before I got sick) and sitting in the front seat of the car while my dad was driving. After dark, driving in the marshy areas of Florida made the bugs look a lot like stars when the headlights reflected off of them. Every once in a while, a huge bug would smash all over the windshield, and without fail, my dad would belt out "I'll bet he never has the guts to do that again!"
Yeah ... I know, corny as hell. But to a 4 year old that was friggin hilarious.