What if condoms had corporate sponsors?

[rockin'robin]

Folger Condoms: Good to the last drop.

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a women.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

Lotto Condoms: Cause hey ---- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

Eveready Condoms: Keeps going and going .....

Coca Cola Condoms: Always the real thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

Nature Valley Condoms: The condoms nature intended.

Pontiac Condoms: We build excitement.

Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?

Arch Deluxe Condoms: The condom with the grown up taste.

M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands.

VW Condoms: Drivers wanted.

GE Condoms: We bring good things to life.

 

[ki4jgt]

You bring a lot of good jokes to this section.

 

[Beowulf]

Wendy's: "Where's the beef?"

 

[ki4jgt]

McDonald's: I'm loving it!