What Gender is a Computer?

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An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.

He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she". One of the students raised their hand and asked - "What gender is a computer"?

The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation. The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
 
Haha, That's funny but come to think of it, It has some twists to it which rings true! :lol:
 
Female.

My logic? All males are initially females as embryos.

are you shitting me?
thats interesting, so um, nature must have decided whos going to carry the seeds (sperms) and whos going to house the new cells for the cell-mulitplications (growing from seed to baby)... its just a way of looking at how the breeding roles are differtiated. Hmmm interesting...

ok back to computers, lets not hope computers ends up capable of breeding their own, as on the news last week, some scientists are worried that computers/robots are going to be smarter than us within a 100 years, even less!, so "Terminators', '2001- A Space Odyessy', etc all might be 'fictional now' but since its under the catergory as science-fiction, its a scary thought what could happen, we get treated like pets, then a pest?!

aside from the silly gene-divider talk then computers intelligence quotant as a possibility, i think the English class was a real clever exercise! , but yes the English teacher was talking about patriachy, in the way it uses language to perpentuate male domination, 'she'd be right' , etc.. and when it comes to religion, most of it refers God as male. (i do know there is a couple of religion when god is a 'it' that is Islamic....but i dont know the full description of that.(dont have time really)

On the lighter side of things , I like it, clever and funny, its terrific.
 
are you shitting me?
thats interesting, so um, nature must have decided whos going to carry the seeds (sperms) and whos going to house the new cells for the cell-mulitplications (growing from seed to baby)... its just a way of looking at how the breeding roles are differtiated. Hmmm interesting...

Haha. The whole "foetus starts as female thing" is old as hell and that was before they understood how modern genetics work.

It's pre-determined... You know XX and XY. However there have been cases where babies are born as "females" but actually are XY when genetic testing is done. :p So I am just pulling your leg.

Good thing the thread ask "gender" not "sex." Otherwise the joke would be a whole lot more complicated.
 
so whats the difference between sex and gender? and why would it be so complicated?
 
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