Wedding ring

[saywhatkid]

Recently an unidentified man was in the hospital
to have his wedding ring removed from his penis.
His mistress found the ring in his pants pocket
and was so angered by this that she
slipped his ring on his penis while he slept.

We don't know which is worse:

1) having your mistress
find out you're married.

2) explaining to your wife how your
wedding ring got on your penis.

OR

3) having everyone find out your
wedding ring fits on your penis.

 

[DVDFreaker]

It has to be number 3

 

[GalaxyAngel]

#2

 

[Awauphi]

#2 ... wife would be mad.. thats for sure!

 

[shel90]

#3 by a long shot! Hahahahaha!

 

[Roadrunner]

definitely #3....like 'shel90' indicated....by a lonnnnnng shot...remember, it stated: "everybody"...that includes the wife too!!








~RR

 

[RDC_girl]

NUMBER 3 ALL THE WAY lol

 

[christlovedeaf]

i say number 2, if its number 3, mmm, must be itsy bitsy spider, no nono, itsy bitsy penis, how tiny that was. LOL

 

[TweetyBird]

i say #2

 

[RedheadGrrl]

number 3

 

[dracotkk]

#3.