How about this AllDeaf's version?!
The Rambo Mama of AllDeaf, on the WWW
Gun-toting mama MsGiglz, 40, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.
The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said AllDeaf moderator VampyroX. Then she took a taxi to the nearest Moderator station, laid the gun on the mod's desk and told him as calm as could be:
'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Ravensteve1961, 43, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged MsGiglz opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the bath house room where he and former prison cellmate Nesmuth, 60, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Nesmuth' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, a moderator said. The one guy, Nesmuth, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Moderator VampyroX told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.
The Rambo Mama swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Miss*Pinocchio was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Miss*Pinocchio's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Forum Rules would go easy on them," recalled the retired dominatrix. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the rules changed about owning one."
So, using a moderator artist's sketch of the suspects and Miss*Pinocchio's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails MsGiglz spent seven days prowling the wino-infested forum where the crime took place until she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their gay bath house.
"I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Miss*Pinocchio and she said sure as hell, it was them," the oldster recalled. "So, I went back to that bath house and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Ravensteve1961, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then, I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.. Then I went down to the moderator station and turned myself in."
Now, baffled moderators are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante mama. What she did was wrong, and she broke the rules, but it is difficult to throw an 40-year-old woman in prison, Mod. VampyroX said, especially when 2,910 people in the forum want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.
