Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet

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Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet

SALISBURY, Md. - A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.

The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.

"The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."

Rantz said the man was treated and released.

Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet

I smell a lawsuit comming :whistle:
 
oh my god.. its funny.. but poor that young fella! its embrass moment for him! Yup biggest lawsuit!
 
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! another one?? geez that totally STUPID! I saw on the news about " Home Depot" that someone glue on the toilet seat that old man got stuck and calling to someone but someone thought it was fool by old man's calling till it is not and trying to get old man out of the toilet seat and gone to hopstial and then old man sued to someone who did glued on the toilet seat so now there is another one in wal mart OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!! :jaw:
 
:rofl: :rofl: Thats so funny! I cant imagine when the cops and everybody swarm in the bathroom trying to get the toliet seat off his butt! How embarssed!! lol!!!!!
 
Ouch, another one in Home Depot?! Fine, next time I will tell Sequoias to do that and I will do that when I come in the bathroom, I will wash the toilet seat with the toilet paper to seeing if it's not glue or it's glue :giggle:
 
I doubt they could sue Walmart. Anyone could have done it.

They have 30-minute or 1-hour bathroom checks. Even I know the schedule. I could simply watch the next employee do his rounds then sneak in after he leaves. I'd use a pack of superglue that I've stolen from the shelves and use it on a toilet set. Next, I'm outta there! ;)

Secondly, either someone put glue on the seat and got lucky to have the other guy sit on it... or he's lying because superglue dries up very fast meaning he glued himself looking for a lawsuit. ;)
 
HOW does glue even get onto a toilet in the first place???

Good reason NOT to sit if you can avoid it in a public restroom...
 
lol, that why i never sit on toliet but stand up.. and bent, i can't trust germs, stds all over.. unless it has toliet paper cover, i would accept. lol
 
LisaMarie said:
:rofl: :rofl: Thats so funny! I cant imagine when the cops and everybody swarm in the bathroom trying to get the toliet seat off his butt! How embarssed!! lol!!!!!
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You wouldn't be laughing if it was you stuck on that toilet :rofl:
 
SherryCherish said:
lol, that why i never sit on toliet but stand up.. and bent, i can't trust germs, stds all over.. unless it has toliet paper cover, i would accept. lol
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Same with me, I NEVER sit on a public restroom toilet.
 
then i will not going bathroom at walmart or anywhere public restroom.. I'll wear depends diapear permantly...



Yeah.. Indeed.. I think person smell lawsuit incoming way!
 
Who would he sue? Its not Wal-Mart's fault somebody was scrwing around with the bathrooms- personally I think the guy did it himself, just like theguy from Home Depot did.
 
Lol I never forget the movie I forgot the name of it anyway that boy got stuck his tongue on pole heh? I was darn laughed. I loved that movie. Anyway. I never thought that someone would glue to toliet. Thank God It ain't my bro cuz he did peed at tree cuz we only had one bathroom and we fought over using toliet. My bro got tired of it and while my dad mowed and my bro yelled at dad saying "I gotta to pee" and my dad saw him yelling and turned off the mower saying "what?" and my bro said " I gotta to pee. My dad said go to pee tree. So my bro did it and alot of cars that passed by house stopped quickly and looked at my bro. Geez at my dad. I blamed at my dad. Then years go by know what my nephew while I went visiting my parents and we went to Galvestion Island, Texas and at that time my sister's son yelled at my dad saying " I gotta to pee" my dad told him to go find restroom but instead my nephew peed in ocean. ARGHH GEEZ MEN
 
PurrMeow said:
Lol I never forget the movie I forgot the name of it anyway that boy got stuck his tongue on pole heh? I was darn laughed. I loved that movie. Anyway. I never thought that someone would glue to toliet. Thank God It ain't my bro cuz he did peed at tree cuz we only had one bathroom and we fought over using toliet. My bro got tired of it and while my dad mowed and my bro yelled at dad saying "I gotta to pee" and my dad saw him yelling and turned off the mower saying "what?" and my bro said " I gotta to pee. My dad said go to pee tree. So my bro did it and alot of cars that passed by house stopped quickly and looked at my bro. Geez at my dad. I blamed at my dad. Then years go by know what my nephew while I went visiting my parents and we went to Galvestion Island, Texas and at that time my sister's son yelled at my dad saying " I gotta to pee" my dad told him to go find restroom but instead my nephew peed in ocean. ARGHH GEEZ MEN
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(sounds slooosh splash watery)... Do you enjoy wet butt?! :rofl:

you're not only the ones..
as same my little son tends fireman on the lid... when I rushed into the bathroom.. made me $%#@!%@#$% *screaming* hell ... WHY CAN'T YOU OPEN FRIGG'N LID UP???? My little son heard me screaming distance from the bathroom.. Damn him :squint: Which good thing.. not krazy glue... LOL
 
PurrMeow said:
Lol I never forget the movie I forgot the name of it anyway that boy got stuck his tongue on pole heh? I was darn laughed. I loved that movie. Anyway. I never thought that someone would glue to toliet. Thank God It ain't my bro cuz he did peed at tree cuz we only had one bathroom and we fought over using toliet. My bro got tired of it and while my dad mowed and my bro yelled at dad saying "I gotta to pee" and my dad saw him yelling and turned off the mower saying "what?" and my bro said " I gotta to pee. My dad said go to pee tree. So my bro did it and alot of cars that passed by house stopped quickly and looked at my bro. Geez at my dad. I blamed at my dad. Then years go by know what my nephew while I went visiting my parents and we went to Galvestion Island, Texas and at that time my sister's son yelled at my dad saying " I gotta to pee" my dad told him to go find restroom but instead my nephew peed in ocean. ARGHH GEEZ MEN
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Maybe he needs to mark his territory once in a while to prove that he's an alpha. ;)
 
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