Vet Bill.
A Blond walks into the vets office and lays her pet parakeet down on the table for the doctor to look at."The bird hasn't eaten in weeks." the blond says."That's because your bird is dead miss." the doctor replies. The blond insists that the bird is not dead and demands that the vet do something about it. So the vet claps his hands together once and a black lab walks into the room. The dog puts it's front paws on the examination table, sniffs the bird, barks twice then leaves the room. The vet then claps his hands together twice and a cat walks into the room. The cat jumps up on the table and sniffs the bird, meows once then leaves the room. "Miss it's official, your bird is dead." the vet replies. Finally convinced that her bird is dead the blond leaves the room and goes to the front to pay the bill. The receptionist hands the blond the bill for $400.00. "Why is the bill $400.00 just to have the vet tell me my bird is dead. "Well,"the receptionist replies "you requested further proof that the bird was dead so we conducted lab work and a cat scan and that stuff is not cheap."
A Blond walks into the vets office and lays her pet parakeet down on the table for the doctor to look at."The bird hasn't eaten in weeks." the blond says."That's because your bird is dead miss." the doctor replies. The blond insists that the bird is not dead and demands that the vet do something about it. So the vet claps his hands together once and a black lab walks into the room. The dog puts it's front paws on the examination table, sniffs the bird, barks twice then leaves the room. The vet then claps his hands together twice and a cat walks into the room. The cat jumps up on the table and sniffs the bird, meows once then leaves the room. "Miss it's official, your bird is dead." the vet replies. Finally convinced that her bird is dead the blond leaves the room and goes to the front to pay the bill. The receptionist hands the blond the bill for $400.00. "Why is the bill $400.00 just to have the vet tell me my bird is dead. "Well,"the receptionist replies "you requested further proof that the bird was dead so we conducted lab work and a cat scan and that stuff is not cheap."
Good to see that joke again.
