rockin'robin
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One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny,
said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your
clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches
off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply
couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded. The next
morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !
said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your
clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches
off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply
couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded. The next
morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !
