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True Friendship
Lessons In Life
Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always
sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and
plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever
is choking you.
When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
When you are scared -- I will try to calm your nerves,
unless it is something silly then I will rag on you about it every
chance I get.
When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused I will use little words.
When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me
until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall -- I will p oint and laugh at your
clumsy ass, but then I will help you get up.
This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?"
you may ask; "Because you are my friend".
Remember.......
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Lessons In Life
Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always
sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and
plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever
is choking you.
When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
When you are scared -- I will try to calm your nerves,
unless it is something silly then I will rag on you about it every
chance I get.
When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused I will use little words.
When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me
until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall -- I will p oint and laugh at your
clumsy ass, but then I will help you get up.
This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?"
you may ask; "Because you are my friend".
Remember.......
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.