Translation of Male Language

[kevbo]

"Go out with me"
TRANSLATION: Suck me.

"You are beauitful!"
TRANSLATION: Suck me.

"Come to my house"
TRANSLATION: Suck me.

"Kiss me"
TRANSLATION: Suck me.

 

[Stevey Boy]

"I love you so much. *kiss*"
TRANSLATION: Suck me.

 

[ChelEler]

TOO SIMPLE!

 

[kevbo]

Originally posted by ChelEler
TOO SIMPLE!

You know how girls can be complicated.

 

[Stevey Boy]

"Why don't we go watch a drive-thru movie in my car tonight?"
TRANSLATION: Suck me.

 

[kevbo]

"You have a nice ass"
TRANSLATION: Suck me.

 

[kevbo]

"Your lips are sexy."
TRANSLATION: Suck me.

 

[Stevey Boy]

"I like your lips"
TRANSLATION: Oh, lord, I love your bigass lips, please suck me now.

 

[kevbo]

"Feed me"
TRANSLATION: Suck me.

 

[Stevey Boy]

"I am going to protect you, babe."
TRANSLATION: Suck me.

 

[GoKiGOki48rs]

"i need u"

TRANSLATION: fuck me

 

[ChelEler]

"You suck bad"
TRANSLATION: Suck me anyway!

 

[Jada]

"I'm bored" - do you want to have sex?

"what's wrong?" I guess sex tonight is out of the question

 

[Jada]

"nice dress" -i nice cleavage

"you look tensed, let me give you a massage" - I want to fondle you

 

[GoKiGOki48rs]

"i love u"

TRANSLATION: " i need ur pussy"

 

[Jada]

"I love u" - lets have sex right now

"I love u too" - ok I said it, we'd better have sex now

 

[Jada]

"lets talk" - I'm trying to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then u'd like to have sex with me!

"will you marry me?" - I want to make it illegel for you to have sex with other guys.

 

[Stevey Boy]

I think someone ripped my pants.

Meaning- I am horny, let's fuck.

 

[ChelEler]

Originally posted by Stevey Boy
I think someone ripped my pants.

Meaning- I am horny, let's fuck.

That should go to Ironheartz and DeafDot!

JK

 

[Steel X]

good grief... blow job is all you guys EVER think about? lol

"hey girl! lookin' good!"

translation: RAPE me!