Top Ten Signs Your Monkey Has A Drinking Problem

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10. He slurs his grunting

9. Was just asked to be on the next season of "Monkey Rehab"

8. Been hanging out with Paris Hilton

7. Doesn't care for bananas unless they're in a daiquiri

6. Been hanging out with Lindsay Lohan

5. Came home without his tail and has no memory of where he lost it

4. Been hanging out with David Hasselhoff

3. You smell liquor on his breath while he's picking the nits out of your hair

2. Been hanging out with Mel Gibson

1. Can't stop sneezing
 
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