Toilet Pain

[Jolie77]

Toilet Pain

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says. "You idiot! ......You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

 

[LuciaDisturbed]

 

[Heath]

I remember when I went to a bar and I had to go use the bathroom after the football game was over and I am standing there one hand on the wall and the another hand taking a leak and this guy runs into the bathroom and there clearly is an emergency of some kind and he goes past me and I am watching my back because I don't know what he will do next he is drunk and to top it off, he may be a nutcase and then he hurries to take a leak right ok ? and I am standing there taking a leak then all of a sudden, I can hear plus feel a very loud roar because the bathroom wall can bounce off and echo loud noises and then I say " What the fuck is wrong with you? You ok man ? " I am also drunk and start to get really mean with him and he shakes his head and squints his eyes and clenches his teeth in obivous pain and I thought something the fuck is going on and then I look to see what is up and I see pus coming out with blood all over the toilet bowel where he is standing right ? and I would say the urine is going in about 6, 7 or 8 different directions and I was very sick to my stomach and I could not take another leak so I closed up my pants and left that bar he was screaming in pain and people were thinking I did something wrong to him and my friends had to leave with me because the guys in the sports bar thought I did something when I did not at all then finally I said pull over there and went took a leak in peace in the woods on a tree and I was very thankful I was not that guy at all !!!! Later on when I thought more about what happened, I could sympathize with the guy but I also laughed because of his face experession running into the bathroom door then being in alots of pain and my friends and I laughed about the fact that he was screaming and everybody was concerned and the whole bar almost turned against my friends and me because another guys had that guy's back, the one in pain and now that I think about it. I think it was STD and he did not go to the doctor and probably rode out the infection until it healed up or something like that and that would have been very embarrassing to catch it even worse can't go to the bathroom and hold all that urine in his bladder swelling up and he had to force himself to take several very painful leaks !!!!!

 

[LuciaDisturbed]

I remember when I went to a bar and I had to go use the bathroom after the football game was over and I am standing there one hand on the wall and the another hand taking a leak and this guy runs into the bathroom and there clearly is an emergency of some kind and he goes past me and I am watching my back because I don't know what he will do next he is drunk and to top it off, he may be a nutcase and then he hurries to take a leak right ok ? and I am standing there taking a leak then all of a sudden, I can hear plus feel a very loud roar because the bathroom wall can bounce off and echo loud noises and then I say " What the fuck is wrong with you? You ok man ? " I am also drunk and start to get really mean with him and he shakes his head and squints his eyes and clenches his teeth in obivous pain and I thought something the fuck is going on and then I look to see what is up and I see pus coming out with blood all over the toilet bowel where he is standing right ? and I would say the urine is going in about 6, 7 or 8 different directions and I was very sick to my stomach and I could not take another leak so I closed up my pants and left that bar he was screaming in pain and people were thinking I did something wrong to him and my friends had to leave with me because the guys in the sports bar thought I did something when I did not at all then finally I said pull over there and went took a leak in peace in the woods on a tree and I was very thankful I was not that guy at all !!!! Later on when I thought more about what happened, I could sympathize with the guy but I also laughed because of his face experession running into the bathroom door then being in alots of pain and my friends and I laughed about the fact that he was screaming and everybody was concerned and the whole bar almost turned against my friends and me because another guys had that guy's back, the one in pain and now that I think about it. I think it was STD and he did not go to the doctor and probably rode out the infection until it healed up or something like that and that would have been very embarrassing to catch it even worse can't go to the bathroom and hold all that urine in his bladder swelling up and he had to force himself to take several very painful leaks !!!!!

1) We do not need to know what your other hand is doing.

2) You probably did do something to him. I wouldn't be surprised!

 

[starrygaze]

I laughed hard but that would hurt! Drunk could not see.

 

[Oceanbreeze]

1) We do not need to know what your other hand is doing.

2) You probably did do something to him. I wouldn't be surprised!

It can't be determined if something was done to the guy, but I will say this much...

Besides the obvious, we don't need to know what other "activities" may go on in a public bathroom. What goes on in a stall or urinal is the person's on business, and doesn't need to be broadcasted.

 

[Awauphi]

Toilet Pain

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says. "You idiot! ......You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

Ha ha ha funny!!!!

 

[Heath]

1) We do not need to know what your other hand is doing.

That is the universial sign for a guy going to the bathroom. One hand on the wall and the another one taking a leak.

2) You probably did do something to him. I wouldn't be surprised!

No, I am serious honest I did not do anything to him plus he was doubled up on the floor in pain covering himself and it looked like I kicked him in the balls when people came running in the bathroom and I did not do that at all beside why would I want STD covered all over my boot and STD can spread of walk in the house or somewhere then somebody sits there on the cement front porch and there is exposed skin and later the skin flesh is eaten away and is green brown and white. No Thanks and I got the hell out of the bathroom as soon as I saw that and he clearly was in pain !!!!!

 

[LuciaDisturbed]

That is the universial sign for a guy going to the bathroom. One hand on the wall and the another one taking a leak.

So is it really necessary to have the universal sign for a guy going to the bathroom? Does people really need to know?

No, I am serious honest I did not do anything to him plus he was doubled up on the floor in pain covering himself and it looked like I kicked him in the balls when people came running in the bathroom and I did not do that at all beside why would I want STD covered all over my boot and STD can spread of walk in the house or somewhere then somebody sits there on the cement front porch and there is exposed skin and later the skin flesh is eaten away and is green brown and white. No Thanks and I got the hell out of the bathroom as soon as I saw that and he clearly was in pain !!!!!

Well, why did you think it was funny in the first place, then?

 

[Heath]

So is it really necessary to have the universal sign for a guy going to the bathroom? Does people really need to know?

I am just telling what happened and the funny joke reminded me of a real event that happened and I wanted to tell what happened.

Well, why did you think it was funny in the first place, then?

I was not laughing at the time when it happened. My friends and I laughed about it afterwards because it was so funny plus we were still drunk and having a good time and lit a bonfire party in the woods with the girls and the truck lights on and some music and having alots of fun then had some quiet music going on and danced the night away with our girlfriends .....

 

[Oceanbreeze]

So is it really necessary to have the universal sign for a guy going to the bathroom? Does people really need to know?



Well, why did you think it was funny in the first place, then?

Seems inappropriate to make some kind of joke about someone in pain like that. That guy could have had some kind of internal injury. Contrary to all the jokes about kneeing someone in the groin, it's actually NOT something you should take lightly. An injury such as this can be dangerous; especially if there is pus and blood showing from the area. It's no laughing matter at all. The guy needed medical attention, and the appropriate thing to do was to exit the bathroom and go find someone who could call 911. The guy obviously needed medical attention for his problem, and should have gotten help.

 

[LuciaDisturbed]

I was not laughing at the time when it happened. My friends and I laughed about it afterwards because it was so funny plus we were still drunk and having a good time and lit a bonfire party in the woods with the girls and the truck lights on and some music and having alots of fun then had some quiet music going on and danced the night away with our girlfriends .....

I don't care if it was afterwards, it is still not funny. Even now, still not funny.

 

[Jolie77]

I was not laughing at the time when it happened. My friends and I laughed about it afterwards because it was so funny plus we were still drunk and having a good time and lit a bonfire party in the woods with the girls and the truck lights on and some music and having alots of fun then had some quiet music going on and danced the night away with our girlfriends .....

Oh and if you were in pain, Would you like it if someone had laughed at you too?

 

[Oceanbreeze]

I don't care if it was afterwards, it is still not funny. Even now, still not funny.

I agree .. Some things are just not funny regardless of the circumstances.

Why would anybody laugh at someone in obvious pain?

 

[Heath]

Don't be hypocrites and I am sure you have laughed about something that really was not supposed to laugh about and you know it honestly was very funny and also I said I was very thankful to not be that guy. I guess you missed that part.

 

[~SG~]

Toilet Pain

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says. "You idiot! ......You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

poor drunk guy. LOL