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Of course, this is bound to happen!

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They’re both in danger of
being clubbed by Norwegians!



Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide
between the iron or the wood.



Based on Tiger’s interests, his new product endorsements will be for
Hostess.



This morning, his agent announced that the new nickname for Tiger will
either be Cheetah or Lion.



His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood, but it looks like
she really went for the driver.



Did you hear that he inspired a new Kung Fu movie to be released? “Crouching
Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.”



Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning? Then you can
say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.



Tiger just lost his endorsement with Gillette because now they can’t use his
ad in which he says, “This was my closest shave yet.”



Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil
Mickelson how to beat Tiger.



Did you hear about Tiger’s last outing? He drove into a tree, then ended up
with a bad lie.



What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball
350 yards.



Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.



What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They
went clubbing.
 
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I am not laughing at all but it might be jokes. It just gave Tiger Woods a bitter pill to swallow if you poke fun at him. Like Jiro say, that's racist. I can see Tiger Woods not very happy man at all because of all the gossips from the internets and newspapers. :(
 
Bebonang said:
I am not laughing at all but it might be jokes. It just gave Tiger Woods a bitter pill to swallow if you poke fun at him. Like Jiro say, that's racist. I can see Tiger Woods not very happy man at all because of all the gossips from the internets and newspapers. :(
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I'm not laughing, either. Personally, I find the whole Tiger Woods drama tragic. It's another sad commentary on role models who disappoint.
 
It is not racist... Regardless of color... Any famous person that makes a mistake and are in the eye of the public becomes a laughing stock.

Take Palin for an example. She is the brunt of many jokes.


The most recent news update I have seen is that he is leaving Pro Golf to work on his family issues and so called admitted his infidelity.
 
Just saw on the news that his wife is divorsing him....so all of this is gonna cost him half his fortune!...But the PGA Tour misses him and he'll be reinstated, get his sponsors back, no doubt....He's a private man!...But the best golfer around...golf is not golf without Tiger Woods!
 
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