rockin'robin
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Three women were sitting in the Vet's waiting room with their dogs.
The Lab says to the Collie, "What are you in here for?"
Collie says "I'm a digger. The other day I dug up my owner's new Rose Bush, so she brought me in here to get some Valium to calm me down. What are you in here for?"
Lab says "I'm a chewer. The other day I chewed up my owner's new sofa, so she brought me in here to get some Valium to calm me down".
They turned to the German Shepherd and said "What are you in here for?".
German Shepherd says "I'm a humper. The other day my owner got out of the shower and she dropped her towel. When she bent over to pick it up, I just couldn't help myself. I jumped up and grabbed her from behind and fucked the shit out of her".
Lab says "So your owner brought you in for some Valium to calm you down?".
German Shepherd says "No, she brought me in to get my nails trimmed".
The Lab says to the Collie, "What are you in here for?"
Collie says "I'm a digger. The other day I dug up my owner's new Rose Bush, so she brought me in here to get some Valium to calm me down. What are you in here for?"
Lab says "I'm a chewer. The other day I chewed up my owner's new sofa, so she brought me in here to get some Valium to calm me down".
They turned to the German Shepherd and said "What are you in here for?".
German Shepherd says "I'm a humper. The other day my owner got out of the shower and she dropped her towel. When she bent over to pick it up, I just couldn't help myself. I jumped up and grabbed her from behind and fucked the shit out of her".
Lab says "So your owner brought you in for some Valium to calm you down?".
German Shepherd says "No, she brought me in to get my nails trimmed".
now itss my cue to 