rockin'robin
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a redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
to be shot
to be hung
to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the businessman said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead.)
Then the stockbroker said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead).
Then the redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders.
Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?" The redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"
to be shot
to be hung
to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the businessman said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead.)
Then the stockbroker said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead).
Then the redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders.
Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?" The redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"