The Worlds Shortest Books

[rockin'robin]

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

by Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan

Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J... Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE ......

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

by Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton

with introduction

by the

Rev. Jesse Jackson

 

[saywhatkid]

It seems that the butt of this joke falls on blacks and Liberals.


Why not a few more:

• Facts about WMD in Iraq by George W Bush
• How I keep an open mind by Rush Limbaugh
• Things I will not do for publicity by Glenn Beck

 

[Lukin]

Hmm, how about:


All Over: The Education of American People by Paula Broadwell

The Dawn of Glorious New Russia by Vladimir Putin

Mein Koran by Adolf Muhammad

The Anarchist Internet Cookbook by Julian Assange