Awauphi
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THE SLAP....
A very old couple who have been married forever are sitting on the porch one night.
> Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband,
>knocking him off the porch and into the bushes.
>He crawls back up and asks,
>What was that for?"
>She says, "For having a little pecker."
>He sits there quietly a moment,
> then smacks her,
>sending her off the other side of the porch and into the bushes.
>She crawls back and says,
>"What was that for?" ,
>He says "For knowing there was more than one size."
A very old couple who have been married forever are sitting on the porch one night.
> Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband,
>knocking him off the porch and into the bushes.
>He crawls back up and asks,
>What was that for?"
>She says, "For having a little pecker."
>He sits there quietly a moment,
> then smacks her,
>sending her off the other side of the porch and into the bushes.
>She crawls back and says,
>"What was that for?" ,
>He says "For knowing there was more than one size."
Nevertheless, I still had a laugh over this again. 
