rockin'robin
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A prospector had been in the hills prospecting for a year or better without any contact with humanity. Needless to say, He was horney, thirsty, and quite scarey looking.
When He got to town he headed to the first bar he saw, plopped himself down on a bar stool ....and as he was waiting for the bartender to get to him, he noticed a huge glass jar on the bar back filled with $20.00 bills and a sign propped up against it that read "BET YOU CAN".
When the bartender finally got to him the prospector asked "Whats the deal with the "Bet You Can" jar??
The bartender explained you'll have to enter the contest first and then then complete the three steps necessary to win the jar full of money. The three steps are:
1. Drink a fifth of Tequila, in one-half hour.
2. Go out back and pull the abscessed tooth that My Pit Bull is suffering with.
3. Go upstairs and have sex with My 80 year old Grandmother.
The prospector put up his $20.00, slugged down the Tequila and bolted out back.
Twenty minutes later the prospector came back into the bar bitten, scratched, and bloodied ... and then said with a big grin... "Okay! Now where's that dear Old Lady with the bad Tooth?"
When He got to town he headed to the first bar he saw, plopped himself down on a bar stool ....and as he was waiting for the bartender to get to him, he noticed a huge glass jar on the bar back filled with $20.00 bills and a sign propped up against it that read "BET YOU CAN".
When the bartender finally got to him the prospector asked "Whats the deal with the "Bet You Can" jar??
The bartender explained you'll have to enter the contest first and then then complete the three steps necessary to win the jar full of money. The three steps are:
1. Drink a fifth of Tequila, in one-half hour.
2. Go out back and pull the abscessed tooth that My Pit Bull is suffering with.
3. Go upstairs and have sex with My 80 year old Grandmother.
The prospector put up his $20.00, slugged down the Tequila and bolted out back.
Twenty minutes later the prospector came back into the bar bitten, scratched, and bloodied ... and then said with a big grin... "Okay! Now where's that dear Old Lady with the bad Tooth?"
