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A Mexican lady was walking along the bank of the L.A. River when she stumbled upon an old empty cerveza bottle. She picked it up, rubbed it, and SNAP!!! A Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the* Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish.
She said to the Genie, "I heard from mi prima that I could get three*wishes if I ever found a Genie." The Genie then said, "Oh no, sorry, esa. Three-wish genies are story-tale myth.
I'm a ONE-WISH Genie, Uno, no mas! So...que quieres?" The lady didn't hesitate. She said, "I want Peace in the Middle East . See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want*all the Arabs to love Jews and Gringos and I want all the Jews and*
Gringos to love the Arabs. It will bring world peace and harmony," she continued.
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Orale! BE REASONABLE...Those fools have a pedo that goes back thousands of years, chale! I'm out of shape after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I'm*good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done. PLEASE make*another wish and please be reasonable."
The lady thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able*to find the right man. I want a Mexican boyfriend.... You know, one*that DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, nice y fun, likes cumbias, and helps with cleaning la casa. I want him to be great in bed and gets along con mi familia, and is FAITHFUL and doesn't throw chingasos at me. That's*what I wish for.... a good Mexican man!"
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his cabeza and said, "Chingada*vieja!!!...Let me see that pinche map again"
She said to the Genie, "I heard from mi prima that I could get three*wishes if I ever found a Genie." The Genie then said, "Oh no, sorry, esa. Three-wish genies are story-tale myth.
I'm a ONE-WISH Genie, Uno, no mas! So...que quieres?" The lady didn't hesitate. She said, "I want Peace in the Middle East . See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want*all the Arabs to love Jews and Gringos and I want all the Jews and*
Gringos to love the Arabs. It will bring world peace and harmony," she continued.
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Orale! BE REASONABLE...Those fools have a pedo that goes back thousands of years, chale! I'm out of shape after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I'm*good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done. PLEASE make*another wish and please be reasonable."
The lady thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able*to find the right man. I want a Mexican boyfriend.... You know, one*that DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, nice y fun, likes cumbias, and helps with cleaning la casa. I want him to be great in bed and gets along con mi familia, and is FAITHFUL and doesn't throw chingasos at me. That's*what I wish for.... a good Mexican man!"
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his cabeza and said, "Chingada*vieja!!!...Let me see that pinche map again"
