Nesmuth
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The Giant Football
By Richard Roehm
Yes I bought me a brand new twin mattress early spring 17 years ago and with my sensitivity to mites I normally seal it airtight in one of those giant industrial garbage bags to keep them out. Just after I cover it with my comforter and just before I get the chance to jump on it to get the feel for the first time, my boss shows up on my door with plane tickets. Took me to Maryland for a three week subcontract. I return back from a long trip looking forward to jumping onto my brand new mattress for the first time. When I opened the door to my bedroom, I was startled to see what looks almost like a giant football where my bed used to be. My comforter was light brown in fact. Wasnt a prank, I lived alone. I open up the encasing to be treated to a nauseating ammonia gust and using black light I saw on the mattress what appears to be a distinctive piddle stain about the size of a garbage can lid. Come sunrise, I called the dealer told him what happened. 20 minutes later 4 guys shows up with a brand new mattress and envelope containing dinner certificates, movie tickets, and even a letter from the company president telling me what happened to the mattress. Says a former employee decided to get back at him by pissing on over 50 mattresses in the warehouse on super sunday night.
So that's how I found a giant football in my bedroom.
By Richard Roehm
Yes I bought me a brand new twin mattress early spring 17 years ago and with my sensitivity to mites I normally seal it airtight in one of those giant industrial garbage bags to keep them out. Just after I cover it with my comforter and just before I get the chance to jump on it to get the feel for the first time, my boss shows up on my door with plane tickets. Took me to Maryland for a three week subcontract. I return back from a long trip looking forward to jumping onto my brand new mattress for the first time. When I opened the door to my bedroom, I was startled to see what looks almost like a giant football where my bed used to be. My comforter was light brown in fact. Wasnt a prank, I lived alone. I open up the encasing to be treated to a nauseating ammonia gust and using black light I saw on the mattress what appears to be a distinctive piddle stain about the size of a garbage can lid. Come sunrise, I called the dealer told him what happened. 20 minutes later 4 guys shows up with a brand new mattress and envelope containing dinner certificates, movie tickets, and even a letter from the company president telling me what happened to the mattress. Says a former employee decided to get back at him by pissing on over 50 mattresses in the warehouse on super sunday night.
So that's how I found a giant football in my bedroom.
