The Cork

[Casperman]

> > > The Cork
> > >>
> > >> Two men are in a locker room taking a shower
> after their
> > >> work-out, when one notices the other has a huge
> cork
> > >> stuck in his butt!
> > >>
> > >> "If you don't mind my saying so," said the
> second man,
> > >> "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't
> you take
> > >> it out?"
> > >>
> > >> "I regret I can't", lamented the first. "It is
> > >> permanently stuck in my butt."
> > >>
> > >> "I don't understand," said the other.
> > >>
> > >> The first man says, "Well, I was walking along
> the beach
> > >> and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a
> puff of
> > >> smoke, and then a genie came out. She said, 'I
> am here to
> > >> grant you one wish'."
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> And I said, "No shit?"