A world reknowned scientist finally perfected human cloning - using himself as a guineapig.
The scientist watched with pride as his clone grew from a baby, to a boy, to a young man... but there was just one point of dischord. The clone had a foul mouth. And it just got fouler as he got older. The clone, though every bit as intelligent as the scientist, couldn't get through a simple sentence without throwing in a string of blue words.
The scientist finally had to declare his experiment a failure. The clone had become so objectionable that he was not welcome in society... and the scientist was faced with the question of how best to 'end' the experiment.
Unable to look the clone in the eye, or handle it any other way, the scientist decided to take the clone to a lookout point on a mountain, and push him off the edge. And so he did.
But... a moment later a policeman took the scientist by the arm and told him he was being arrested. The scientist sighed.. heartbroken.. and said "I suppose it was murder"
"No sir" said the officer. "You are being arrested for making an obscene clone fall".
The scientist watched with pride as his clone grew from a baby, to a boy, to a young man... but there was just one point of dischord. The clone had a foul mouth. And it just got fouler as he got older. The clone, though every bit as intelligent as the scientist, couldn't get through a simple sentence without throwing in a string of blue words.
The scientist finally had to declare his experiment a failure. The clone had become so objectionable that he was not welcome in society... and the scientist was faced with the question of how best to 'end' the experiment.
Unable to look the clone in the eye, or handle it any other way, the scientist decided to take the clone to a lookout point on a mountain, and push him off the edge. And so he did.
But... a moment later a policeman took the scientist by the arm and told him he was being arrested. The scientist sighed.. heartbroken.. and said "I suppose it was murder"
"No sir" said the officer. "You are being arrested for making an obscene clone fall".