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Three Women, Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen, Were
Sitting Naked In A Sauna. Suddenly There Was A Beeping
Sound. The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And
The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her
Questioningly. That Was My Pager,' She Said. I H
Ave A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.
A Few minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young
Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished, She
Explained, 'that Was My Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip
In My Hand.'
The Older Woman Felt Very Low -tech. Not To Be Out Done,
She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. She
Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To
The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper
Hanging From Her Rear End.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.
The Older Woman Finally Said.........well, Will You Look
At That....i'm Getting A Fax!!
Sitting Naked In A Sauna. Suddenly There Was A Beeping
Sound. The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And
The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her
Questioningly. That Was My Pager,' She Said. I H
Ave A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.
A Few minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young
Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished, She
Explained, 'that Was My Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip
In My Hand.'
The Older Woman Felt Very Low -tech. Not To Be Out Done,
She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. She
Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To
The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper
Hanging From Her Rear End.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.
The Older Woman Finally Said.........well, Will You Look
At That....i'm Getting A Fax!!