Talking out of your ASS

Yeah... and a lot of prisons have metal detectors. So, any contraband that has some metal would be easily detected.

Even if the prisoner tried to use "I have a Prince Albert." as an excuse, it would still be removed.

B.11.01.R5 National Body Piercing Policy (National Requirement) - Corrections Department NZ

The Jacob's Ladder would also have to be removed prior to entrance in jail. If the prisoner does not comply, force may be used to remove/cut off.
 
I have no doubt that because of where the cell phone was located, it literally gave this prisoner a "buzz." :giggle:
 
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