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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOU'RE ASS!"

...The teacher fainted!
 
Little April was in school and they have a art day. April was asleep like always, and a teacher asked her, who painted Mona Lisa. Little April wake up and said:"It wasn't me".
teacher asked again and April answered in a same way.
Teacher get mad and bromised to make a call to Aprils parents and tell them how she has been act.
Teacher make a call and asked Aprils father. Then Teacher told that she asked to April who painted Mona Lisa and told what April has answered.
Aprils father was quiet a little time and then said: "Our daughter is honest, and if she said she haven't painted it, then I would believe her".
 
Teppo said:
Little April was in school and they have a art day. April was asleep like always, and a teacher asked her, who painted Mona Lisa. Little April wake up and said:"It wasn't me".
teacher asked again and April answered in a same way.
Teacher get mad and bromised to make a call to Aprils parents and tell them how she has been act.
Teacher make a call and asked Aprils father. Then Teacher told that she asked to April who painted Mona Lisa and told what April has answered.
Aprils father was quiet a little time and then said: "Our daughter is honest, and if she said she haven't painted it, then I would believe her".
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Very funny story.. You shouldn't hijack a thread. Start another thread with your story. It is a funny story. LOL:laugh2:
 
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