There was a woman who decided to end her life. To do just that, she wanted some advice from her doctor on the best way to do suicide.
After she told her doctor, he tried to talk her out of it, but she insisted. He then gave up and said, "Go home and get a gun. Then undress, lay on your bed, and put the gun about an inch below your left breast...then pull the trigger." The woman thanked her doctor, and went home as instructed.
The woman got her gun, undressed herself, laid on her bed, and then shot her kneecap.
After she told her doctor, he tried to talk her out of it, but she insisted. He then gave up and said, "Go home and get a gun. Then undress, lay on your bed, and put the gun about an inch below your left breast...then pull the trigger." The woman thanked her doctor, and went home as instructed.
The woman got her gun, undressed herself, laid on her bed, and then shot her kneecap.

